First Circle
[The feed kicks on to show Hades looking more nonplussed about the situation than anything else, a hand on his head, the flames licking around his fingers.] Well this is new--should've asked the Fates about this one. I gotta say, I didn't expect this to be at the bottom of the river. Not that I make a habit of going swimming or anything--I'm more what you'd call 'indoorsy'.
Man oh man, but that is the last time I hire a samurai zombie to do anything for me. I guess it's true that if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself--word to the wise, folks, don't send a one-eyed one-armed dead guy to do a god's job. [He gives a toothy grin and a half shrug.] So somebody care to tell me where in Tartarus I am? I'm feelin' a little up the Archeron with no ferryman here.
Man oh man, but that is the last time I hire a samurai zombie to do anything for me. I guess it's true that if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself--word to the wise, folks, don't send a one-eyed one-armed dead guy to do a god's job. [He gives a toothy grin and a half shrug.] So somebody care to tell me where in Tartarus I am? I'm feelin' a little up the Archeron with no ferryman here.