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[rudolphofvamps]

So I've been giving some thought and all to this job thing, but I'm getting to thinking it just isn't for me. Not only should I be tucked away safe and sound for the 9-5, but well, used to be saving the world was its own reward. Though I used to get paid for that too, the championing

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[dresden4hire]

You got paid to saved the world? How the hell did you get that gig?

[rudolphofvamps]

Long story, mate. Would you believe an evil law office paid me to do good?

Yeah. Wouldn't believe me either.

[dresden4hire]

Actually I do believe you. It sounds stupid enough to be true and a lot of things I've done are so stupid they have to be true.

[rudolphofvamps]

Was stupid, and it is true. We've all done stupid things, mate.

[dresden4hire]

But some of the stupid things you were involved in apparently made you money.

[rudolphofvamps]

Did it for a long time before I ever got paid, that was just a perk.

[dresden4hire]

Guess I need a few more years experience then.

[rudolphofvamps]

Comes with being immortal, wouldn't beat yourself up over it.

[dresden4hire]

Maybe after a few hundred years I can get a gig like that then.

[rudolphofvamps]

Just might be. Are you human? [He'll just cut to the chase.]

[dresden4hire]

I am. But I'm a wizard, we tend to live a while where I'm from.

[rudolphofvamps]

Magic type, got it. Explains what you're doing out there after dark.

[dresden4hire]

Does magic type automatically equal nine kinds of crazy in every world?

[rudolphofvamps]

..Yeah, near about.

[dresden4hire]

For the record, I have only recently obtained my 8th kind of crazy.

[rudolphofvamps]

That's good to know, mate. You've got hope yet.