2nd Standoff ☆ Text

[cactusnwhiskey]

[There is a strange text message posted to the network from the NV of "Jake Marshall" this morning.]

Beef
salsa
tortillas
chili beans
chips
spices
milk
pancake mix
bacon
eggs
Tabasco sauce! Super spicy

[... yep, that's right. Jake still hasn't figured out there is a text mode. He just thinks it's a memo pad, so he just sent his grocery list

Comments

[madeinoblivion]

Sounds delicious.

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[cactusnwhiskey]

[Fumbling with NV, brb]

What does?

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[madeinoblivion]

Everything. Is it all for breakfast?

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[cactusnwhiskey]

Everythin'- huh? Is what all for breakfast?

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[madeinoblivion]

On the list.

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[cactusnwhiskey]

What list? I don't know what you're talkin' about.

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[madeinoblivion]

The ingredients list!

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[cactusnwhiskey]

Ingredients list? What's it got on it? [He really, really has no clue.]

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[madeinoblivion]

Beef, salsa, tortillas, chili beans....

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[cactusnwhiskey]

... wh... how'd you... [And then suddenly, he realizes.] I didn't mean to send that t'you, pardner, that was my grocery list.

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[madeinoblivion]

Good job. now you've made have the network hungry.

[cactusnwhiskey]

Well, hell. [Excuse him, he's going to be embarrassed for a moment and not say anything, kthx.]

... to answer yer question, no, I don't eat 'em all at once. The last half of the list is fer breakfast, the first half is fer dinner and supper. The Tabasco is fer any occasion.

[madeinoblivion]

I sleep through the morning, so most of the time I skip breakfast. But tabasco eggs and pancakes sound good anytime.

[cactusnwhiskey]

Pretty much the only breakfast I eat nowadays are eggs with a good helpin' of Tabasco on top, and pancakes. I'd eat waffles sometimes but I ain't got my waffle maker with me.

[madeinoblivion]

You can probably find a new one?

[cactusnwhiskey]

But I'd have to hand over dinero to have it, and that well's pretty much run dry.