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[whoisjohnsmith]

[Haruhi's face is way too close to the camera to start with--all you can see is a large, gleaming eye--but soon the camera backs off a bit and she's fully visible, wearing her North High school uniform. She's been repressing both excitement and a touch of confusion and fear for a while now, going through the SERO medical examinations very politely

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[blacknredrabbit]

SOS Brigade. That sounds stupid.

[Pfff.]

Oi, when you said 'heads will rolls', was that a challenge?

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Sounds stupid?! Those are absolutely words that start a challenge! [Assuming they're here... AHEM no this is a challenge, buck up Haruhi!]

I hope you're ready to be utterly obliterated!

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[blacknredrabbit]

Heh, challenge accepted.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Great! Who are you and what are the terms?

[...and a little nattering about crushing beneath heels.]

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[blacknredrabbit]

The great Mistress Alice, here to beat you to a plump.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Well, you already have my name. And that's totally not how the phrase goes! If your other skills are as good as that, this will be no sweat!

Anyway! I propose the terms are... extreme ping pong, best two out of three matches.

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[blacknredrabbit]

...

What's a ping pong? Is it yummy?

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[whoisjohnsmith]

It's table tennis! It's a sport. A contest of will and agility! Especially the extreme version.

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[blacknredrabbit]

Heh, sounds fine to me.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Foodstuffs still might be involved, depending on the level of extremeness.

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[blacknredrabbit]

Fine by me! Oi, when are we going to do this?

And what do I get if I win?

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[whoisjohnsmith]

I'm always ready!

Hmph, I don't know. Winner gets to dress the loser up in a ridiculous outfit of their choice?

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[blacknredrabbit]

.......Tch, that sounds stupid too. But fine! I'll have you bow down to me in a ridiculous outfit soon.

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Huh-- Fine! The loser, meaning you, will also admit that the winner was totally awesome and not stupid at all!

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[blacknredrabbit]

Whatever. Just tell me when we're doing this, okay?

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[whoisjohnsmith]

Well, I don't have any commitments...

Fine. Saturday at the stroke of midnight!