Voice

[ysobritish]

I will not stand for this.

[Liquid's voice is cold and sharp. There's a distraught tone to it, borderline deranged at points.]

DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU BASTARDS?!

I know some of you pricks work for them! I've had enough! First Yaha, now Kadaj and Yazoo

Comments

[he_is_wild]

SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

[ysobritish]

THEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND MOVE ALONG TO THE NEXT PERSON YOU HAVE TO BOTHER!

[he_is_wild]

I DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER ANYONE UNTIL SIX!

[ysobritish]

BE AN OVERACHIEVER, DAMN YOU!

[he_is_wild]

BUT I'M HAVING SUCH A NICE, LAZY DAY!

[ysobritish]

LAZINESS IS NOT A GOOD THING! BESIDES, AREN'T YOU OVERACHIEVING ANYWAY BY BOTHERING ME?!

[he_is_wild]

Hee!

I like you, Pengy. You're funny.

[ysobritish]

I'm not trying to be.

[he_is_wild]

No?

Because all this talk of waltzing into AGI territory and kakking them all is comedic gold.

[ysobritish]

I'll probably get killed, but I'll at least take a few people with me.

[he_is_wild]

Look, I can appreciate senseless death and violence as much as the next clown but you're just being silly.

This is beyond senseless. This is a joke with no punchline. Ya kill some AGI nutsos, the rest of AGI kills you, then we go back to square one.

[ysobritish]

[...]

[Why is the clown the most effective person at calming him down?]

...hah. You're right. [He laughs, a little off-kilter.] You're... why are you-?

[he_is_wild]

Talking you out of acting like a moron?

I'm the Joker, honey, I do what I think is funny.

And I think this whole little shebang here could have a much funnier resolution than AGI winning another battle.

[ysobritish]

..."Honey"?

[He sounds indignant, but he listens.]

And just what would you consider a funny ending to this debacle?

[he_is_wild]

I don't know! I haven't thought of one yet!

[ysobritish]

... [He can't help it. He laughs. It's a little hysterical, but he still laughs.]

My, my... Shouldn't the end of the script be written before you begin filming?