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[ridi_arlecchino]

[The audio feed ticks on, and a second later there comes a woman's voice heavy with a New York/New Jersey accent. She sings along in the most distracted way to the childhood tune of "Miss Susie", minus the customary claps.]Miss Harley had a headache, it was quite the dizzy spell

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[Her voice is...somewhat familiar, but Re-l can't place it. But then she says "Gotham" and all of her warning bells go off.]

You're from Gotham?

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Ding ding ding!

I'd give ya a prize but I'm down to my last pair of wind-up chattering teeth. I'm all outta place, y'know.

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[Chattering teeth. Damn. She knows who this probably is, but just to be sure...]

I'll forgive you for it if you tell me your name.

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Call me Harley, everyone does.

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...Harley Quinn?

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Yeah? Either you're a good guesser or I got a bigger followin' than I thought!

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I've done my research. You're Joker's partner.

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[ridi_arlecchino]

[Scoff.] "Partner". You take all the romance outta it!

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I don't care about what the two of you do that's not criminal activity, frankly.

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[ridi_arlecchino]

You ain't done much research if you think they're separable.

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...That's what the two of you consider to be "romance"?

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[ridi_arlecchino]

You wanna double with us to see for yourself?

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I'll pass, thanks.

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[ridi_arlecchino]

Your loss, tootsie.

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I'd prefer to think of it as a gain, actually, but to each her own.

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[ridi_arlecchino]

An' lemme guess, you're one'a Ratman's new stooges.