Revolution 001 [video]

[nopride4parents]

[The feed starts out shaking, aimed at nothing in particular, with an animalistic snuffling sound close to the microphone. Fainter, some yelling can be heard.]

--and if you even try to touch her again, I won't have to tell her to bite your hand off, corporate stooge!

[The scene pans upward, and a round-faced teenager with purple hair and granny

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[nopride4parents]

Oh. Well that's super.

Which Canada is it, then?

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[nopride4parents]

Wonderful.

If there's one thing that sucks more than time travel, it's alternate universes.

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[nopride4parents]

You could definitely say that.

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[nopride4parents]

The same way everything bad happens.

The previous generation.

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[nopride4parents]

My parents were time-travelers.

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[nopride4parents]

Not really. They were evil.

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[nopride4parents]

Well, the burden of proof says that parents are nuts.

But mine were mildly genocidal.

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[nopride4parents]

They decided that they knew best for the world, and wanted to wipe it clean of the human race so that my friends and I could... be the new Adams and Eves? I don't really know, but it was presumptuous and ignorant of them.

Not to mention psychotic.