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[ninthserenade]

[The NV flickers to life with a small amount of static before it clears up to display a dark figure peering down into the lens. His face is obscured by a heavy black hood so any 'emotions' are pretty difficult to determine until he finally decides to speak.]So, uh... I dunno if this thing is working or not but I guess I'm a newbie or something

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[madannoshashu]

[ Ohay, a familiar voice. ]

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[madannoshashu]

[ Might as well say hello. ]

I was wondering when the Core would spit you out.

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[ninthserenade]

[Welp, talk about a sound for sore-ears.]

...Xigbar?

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[madannoshashu]

[ He has such dulcet tones, it's true. ]

The one and only!

What's happenin', kid?

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[ninthserenade]

[Tis a voice that will haunt you forever.]

Man, I shouldn't feel so glad to hear a familiar voice.

You tell me, dude. I just 'finished' a mission and then the next thing I knew, bam. Face down in the dirt with a mouth full of dead grass.

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[madannoshashu]

[ In the best possible way. ]

You 'finished' it, huh?

[ Those quotation marks. He hears them. ]

Well, if you wanna get technical, I guess you could say we've been kidnapped. Not the politest way of doing things, but what can ya do?

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[ninthserenade]

I kept telling you guys that I wasn't the right guy.

[He knew those ears were pointed for a reason!]

Yeah, but... How the heck do you kidnap someone who isn't even well... Existing to be kidnapped?

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[madannoshashu]

Them's the breaks, kid. Orders are orders.

[ Could totally be Legolas if he wanted to. ]

You know, that is an excellent question.

Would you believe dead people show up alive here all the time?

[ Okay, he's exaggerating, but the point remains! ]

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[ninthserenade]

Lousy orders. Couldn't you guys've sent... I dunno, X-face?

[Watch out that you don't wake up as a blond, old man.]

Not really, dude.

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[madannoshashu]

Little boy blue? He's as engaging as an old sac of meat.

[ He has eyes in the back of his head. You shall never succeeded. ]

Would I steer you wrong?

[ Hahaha. Ha. ]

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[ninthserenade]

He still would've done a better job.

[Not even if he persuaded a certain someone to take those eyes out too? Dang.]

There's a fifty-fifty chance, old man.

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[madannoshashu]

I dunno, Demyx. I hear constipation is killer in a fight.

[ He's just too cool for school. ]

What're the odds?

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[ninthserenade]

What does X-face have to do with that? Sheesh, first guy I talk to here and you bring up bowel movements.

[Bet he must've been popular with the principals in his day.]

You tell me.

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[madannoshashu]

Dude, one look at his face and you can just tell it's a problem.

[ He graced the seats in the administrators' office many times in his youth. It was an experience. ]

I was always better at show and tell.

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[ninthserenade]

If I get disgusting images in my head I'm blaming you, dude.

[Insta-Popularity!]

What, gonna gimme a tour of this place or somethin'?

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[madannoshashu]

Not my fault you can't keep a leash on that imagination.

[ Especially with the ladies. ]

Got something better to do?