first call - backdated three hours before dawn

[leading3men]

[ In the depths of the Darkness, gunshots echoed through the night. A young voice calls out, feminine but blunted by life’s gravity, spilling out swears as easily as her rifle ejects empty shells. ]

Francis! Louis!

[ A screech filters through, something inhuman - or maybe it once was human - before a wet schunk splatters to the ground, like maybe a

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[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Are you all right my dear lady?! Might I perhaps be of some assistance to you? I'm quite well versed in using the sword, and I've fought many of these monsters before, if you like I could try to escort you someplace safe!

[Video]

[leading3men]

[ what ]

Um.

[ That's a talking skeleton. ]

I got to a safe house. I think it's a safe house. But I'm good.

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Oh, well that's good. I was rather worried from the sound of all the gunfire. Ah, where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself my dear lady, my name is Brooke, and I'm the bard of the straw hat pirates. It's a pleasure to meet you! Might I please see your panties? Yohohoho!

[Video]

[leading3men]

[ Where's Francis when you need him?

At least this . . . Broke guy, whatever he is, is acting nice. But to answer his question: ]

No.

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Oh... Alright then, if you're quite certain.

So... have any questions?

[Video]

[leading3men]

How did I get to this place?

[ She might as where she is firstly, but how she got here - that's the biggest issue right there. ]

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

A device known as the core is responsible. I believe it was the core to a nuclear reactor that had gone haywire many, years back. Ever since then, it has pulled people to this island for years from different times, and different places. At night, a hellish darkness covers the city, and with it monsters seem to appear out of nowhere, and they are gone during the day.

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[leading3men]

And where is this island located?

[ She's now afraid of this answer, honestly. ]

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

Canada.

[Video] 1/3

[leading3men]

..... what.

[Video] 2/3

[leading3men]

How is that even -

[Video] 3/3 i am so sorry this is freaking her out

[leading3men]

I was traveling to the Florida Keys on boat -

how the hell did I get up that far north?

[ SERIOUSLY. HOW. ]

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

I- I told you the core!! It literally rips people from space and time to this island! From what I can tell, this may not even be the same Canada you're familiar with!

[Video]

[leading3men]

[ And just like that, she stops freaking out, and tries in vain to soothe things over. Dammnit, her and her big mouth. ]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to snap -

[ waitasecond. ]

Hold up.

Did you just say worlds?

[ That might explain everything, including this talking skeleton. But oh god, she has died and went to the Twilight Zone, hasn't she? She can already hear the theme song playing. ]

[Video]

[tapdancinskelly]

[That theme song playing, might just be Brooke on his violin]

That's quite alright, it's very understandable to be a little confused having just arrived here. I reacted very similarly when I first got here.

Yes, I did say worlds. The world I came from was completely different from this one. My world was roughly 90% water, and it was the great pirate era, where as I had never even heard of Canada before coming here.

[Video]

[leading3men]

[ NO STOP IT ]

Oh. [ Because really, how can she respond to that? ]

So this Canada is not the Canada I might know back home? Is that it?