o1 // voice
[This voice is smooth, slightly monotonous--and entirely unworried, perhaps in contrast to some of the more panicked arrivals.]
You know, where I'm from, we usually greet one another with a handshake. Some people, they go for embraces, but I've never been interested in close contact with a near stranger. And you never know who has a cold. You can't take any chances. But, your welcome wagon? Could use a bit of work. I didn't receive any coupons for local restaurants or free massages or any of the usual stuff. I was given the keys to an apartment. Which I suppose makes up for the handshake.
I guess this can be my metaphorical handshake. Hi. I haven't spoken with another living person in--oh, a year and a half now. I left my tally marks behind on my coconut tree. I'm a Pisces, I make a mean meatloaf, and I was pretty surprised with the decent water pressure in my shower. Of course, I haven't had a hot shower in that same year and a half, so my standards might be a tad... low.
My name is Henry Gale, and I'm from Minnesota. And I'd really like to talk to your leader. Hope that isn't too cliche for you.
You know, where I'm from, we usually greet one another with a handshake. Some people, they go for embraces, but I've never been interested in close contact with a near stranger. And you never know who has a cold. You can't take any chances. But, your welcome wagon? Could use a bit of work. I didn't receive any coupons for local restaurants or free massages or any of the usual stuff. I was given the keys to an apartment. Which I suppose makes up for the handshake.
I guess this can be my metaphorical handshake. Hi. I haven't spoken with another living person in--oh, a year and a half now. I left my tally marks behind on my coconut tree. I'm a Pisces, I make a mean meatloaf, and I was pretty surprised with the decent water pressure in my shower. Of course, I haven't had a hot shower in that same year and a half, so my standards might be a tad... low.
My name is Henry Gale, and I'm from Minnesota. And I'd really like to talk to your leader. Hope that isn't too cliche for you.