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[madannoshashu]

[ Hello there, Siren's Port. This is Xigbar, sitting behind a desk in a very posh-looking office. He's dressed in a jacket, shirt, and tie -- the epitome of the smartly dressed businessman. Hands folded in front of him, he looks absolutely professional; he smiles into the camera. ]Evening, ladies and gents of Siren's Port. My name is Xigbar, and

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[kingofrooks]

How exciting! I've heard it in the news, but you all move so fast.

But wait, what kind of jobs can we do?

(And you're not shady, are you?)

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[madannoshashu]

We do pride ourselves on our efficiency.

All kinds! There are internships for younger folks, desk jobs for day-to-day management, some janitorial work, and everything in-between. More specialized positions involve customer service of the highest degree or combat expertise. Given the nature of these jobs, applicants will be more carefully screened.

(Only when I wear sunglasses.)

i'm not typing that again

[kingofrooks]

'Customer service'? How scandalous! Don't tell me that your 'combat expertise' is another euphemism too?

(That is a terrible pun and you should feel terrible.)

text. :3c

[madannoshashu]

Not at all.

As the primary focus of our organization is to provide a platform for natives and Newcomers to air their grievances with AGI, 'customer service' denotes interpersonal skills and the ability to talk with people about their issues and resolve them.

When I say 'combat expertise', I mean it quite literally. The people we choose to hire will need experience and power to combat the creatures that appear after sirens.

(It's a habit.)

[Voice]

[madeinoblivion]

What kind of joke is this? I thought you'd all be lined up with SERO, if anything.

[Voice]

[madannoshashu]

None of the above, kiddo.

This is very serious business.

Re: [Voice]

[madeinoblivion]

Yeah, and your leader- sorry, your C.E.O.'s said about "burdening the heart" on the news- cute.

[Voice]

[madannoshashu]

It was a very well-spoken piece.

video;

[pullsheavendown]

Are you serious?

video;

[madannoshashu]

Absolutely.

video;

[pullsheavendown]

And you expect people to buy this?

video;

[madannoshashu]

Everyone's got their biases, kiddo.

If they want to buy, they'll buy.

[video] English I has it.

[argentcruelty]

Details? [He's not really interested... Just nosy.]

[video] hello English :3

[madannoshashu]

Benefits, job availabilities and descriptions...things like that.

You interested?

[video]

[argentcruelty]

Mm... [A shrug.] Maybe. If it's interesting.

[video]

[madannoshashu]

Depends on what you wanna do, doesn't it?

I hear you're in high demand.

Voice.

[sealedlight]

What a nice sentiment.

Voice.

[madannoshashu]

Better than white coats and needles, like I always say.

You new?

Voice.

[sealedlight]

And one feels as though they are doing more.

Very. I arrived, but today.

Voice.

[madannoshashu]

Exactly.

Brand spankin' new, then. How do you like the city?