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[The feed clicks on, and you have a floating bag of Easter Eggs. Notably, a golden one is amongst them. Text accompanies the image.]
I seem to remember an incident not too long ago involving poisoned sweets, and yet the companies persist in these sort of promotions? Either way, I have no use for them. I don't think the gold one would be healthy for John, either.
If you want to risk your lower digestive system, we may be able to work something out.
[Yeah he's gonna be experimenting on them if he doesn't get trade offers, and fast.]