5; accidental video
[ It seems Koumyou's set his NV aside to arrange some boxes on a shelf at his latest job, Icha Icha Paradise. It's quite a sight to see the slender, middle-aged man, dressed in white priest's robes no less, carefully straightening a shelf full of bright, colorful boxes, many of them emblazoned with pictures of sex toys and titles like True Love HONEY BUNNY and Johnny Hazzard. He's so immersed in his own little world of neatening the shelves that he doesn't notice a customer, a rather nondescript young gentleman, is peering at him, until he speaks. ]
Nice sexy priest outfit. I've only ever seen guys do the Catholic thing.
[ Slightly startled, Koumyou turns from his task and offers the customer a smile. ]
Ah... thank you, I guess!
It might be better if it were more revealing, though.
[ Koumyou just laughs. ] It's more fun if it's a mystery, don't you think? Can I help you find anything?
[ The man smirks, leering. ] I'm looking for some sexy seniors. You look like you can help me.
[ Fortunately, Koumyou doesn't seem to get the dig about his age. ] If you're looking for erotic entertainment, there's several different sections that might interest you... [ He leads the customer off-screen. ]
[ The NV plays several moments of the shelves. Two drunk-looking women stagger past, snickering at the material, and manage to knock a lot of the toys off the shelf. Koumyou returns to see the aisle littered. A bright pink box on the top shelf buzzes and vibrates, bumbling off the shelf toward Koumyou's head. Without even a glance toward it, he raises a hand to bat the box off course. He sighs, beating his lower back with his fist and looking pained. ]
I just spent all that time organizing that... oh dear.
[ The priest glances around, then raises two fingers. With absolutely no show or ado, the boxes magically re-shelve themselves, and seem to wiggle back in place in perfectly neat rows. Koumyou surveys the shelving with a satisfied nod. ]
Time for a smoke break~ [ He reaches in his sleeve. ] Where did I put my... Ah.
[ He snatches the NV from where he'd left it on a shelf, and tucks it into his sleeve, pulling his soft-pack of Marlboro's out from next to it. It films a few moments of darkness before timing out. ]
Nice sexy priest outfit. I've only ever seen guys do the Catholic thing.
[ Slightly startled, Koumyou turns from his task and offers the customer a smile. ]
Ah... thank you, I guess!
It might be better if it were more revealing, though.
[ Koumyou just laughs. ] It's more fun if it's a mystery, don't you think? Can I help you find anything?
[ The man smirks, leering. ] I'm looking for some sexy seniors. You look like you can help me.
[ Fortunately, Koumyou doesn't seem to get the dig about his age. ] If you're looking for erotic entertainment, there's several different sections that might interest you... [ He leads the customer off-screen. ]
[ The NV plays several moments of the shelves. Two drunk-looking women stagger past, snickering at the material, and manage to knock a lot of the toys off the shelf. Koumyou returns to see the aisle littered. A bright pink box on the top shelf buzzes and vibrates, bumbling off the shelf toward Koumyou's head. Without even a glance toward it, he raises a hand to bat the box off course. He sighs, beating his lower back with his fist and looking pained. ]
I just spent all that time organizing that... oh dear.
[ The priest glances around, then raises two fingers. With absolutely no show or ado, the boxes magically re-shelve themselves, and seem to wiggle back in place in perfectly neat rows. Koumyou surveys the shelving with a satisfied nod. ]
Time for a smoke break~ [ He reaches in his sleeve. ] Where did I put my... Ah.
[ He snatches the NV from where he'd left it on a shelf, and tucks it into his sleeve, pulling his soft-pack of Marlboro's out from next to it. It films a few moments of darkness before timing out. ]