OMG - hilarious
I stole this from rstevens' Livejournal because it rox:
"Regarding the tiny text in today's DS comic #1571- I disagree that Anakin Skywalker was the "chosen one". It was all Luke. Anakin is the dip-stick who helped kill all the Jedi for one hot girl when as a Jedi, he could have had DOZENS of long-distance relationships with exciting women around the galaxy. All Annie did was kill the Emperor after being a whiny anger-displacing jerk for twenty years. AND HE DID IT BECAUSE LUKE INSPIRED HIM TO GET OFF HIS ROBOT ASS.
Luke's the one who grew up with a cranky uncle, picked up the most obscure training in the universe, kissed his sister, killed a million jerks with one torpedo, promoted diversity in the workplace AND managed to grow up on a reasonably even keel.
Luke Skywalker über alles."
In Matt news, i am an idiot, apparently, because i am forgiving him ONE MORE TIME. *sigh* it's hard to know what to do in situations like this, especially when your brain knows what's best for you. Oh well. I have papers drawn up--all i have to do is press the "print" button if he makes me feel badly about myself one more time. So i suppose that's that.
And turnabout is fair play too, i was a MEGA-BEEOTCH last night and he took it in stride. So i guess there's something there.
And did i mention to anyone that i'm on a rec league softball team? Actually i sort of play on two of them because the Idaho State patrol couldn't field enough girls to qualify for most of their games. So i play for them when i can. I'm also on the Contractors Northwest team, because i work in their basement. We play on Mondays and Wednesdays around Cd'A. I hit a home run on Monday! I also turned 2 double plays (i play 2nd base). I am like Brett Boone without all the 'roids. So i guess i'm nothing like Brett Boone. Anyhoo, i play at McEuen field tonight starting at 6:30, if anyone who teaches at NIC is interested in watching. *cough* *cough* *starmiranda* *cough*
"Regarding the tiny text in today's DS comic #1571- I disagree that Anakin Skywalker was the "chosen one". It was all Luke. Anakin is the dip-stick who helped kill all the Jedi for one hot girl when as a Jedi, he could have had DOZENS of long-distance relationships with exciting women around the galaxy. All Annie did was kill the Emperor after being a whiny anger-displacing jerk for twenty years. AND HE DID IT BECAUSE LUKE INSPIRED HIM TO GET OFF HIS ROBOT ASS.
Luke's the one who grew up with a cranky uncle, picked up the most obscure training in the universe, kissed his sister, killed a million jerks with one torpedo, promoted diversity in the workplace AND managed to grow up on a reasonably even keel.
Luke Skywalker über alles."
In Matt news, i am an idiot, apparently, because i am forgiving him ONE MORE TIME. *sigh* it's hard to know what to do in situations like this, especially when your brain knows what's best for you. Oh well. I have papers drawn up--all i have to do is press the "print" button if he makes me feel badly about myself one more time. So i suppose that's that.
And turnabout is fair play too, i was a MEGA-BEEOTCH last night and he took it in stride. So i guess there's something there.
And did i mention to anyone that i'm on a rec league softball team? Actually i sort of play on two of them because the Idaho State patrol couldn't field enough girls to qualify for most of their games. So i play for them when i can. I'm also on the Contractors Northwest team, because i work in their basement. We play on Mondays and Wednesdays around Cd'A. I hit a home run on Monday! I also turned 2 double plays (i play 2nd base). I am like Brett Boone without all the 'roids. So i guess i'm nothing like Brett Boone. Anyhoo, i play at McEuen field tonight starting at 6:30, if anyone who teaches at NIC is interested in watching. *cough* *cough* *starmiranda* *cough*