Some things could only happen to me
Since I left William and Mary last Thursday, the 15th, the following events have occured in my life:
1) Meet up with multi-millionaire Mark at the most expensive hotel in Richmond, proceeded to drink champagne, use the hot tub, use room service extremely liberally, get all upset and then cry and call my friends to come get me.
2) Go on a date with the delightfully cute Patrick.
3) Have my fortune read by a palm reader, who knew that beauty is one of the cardinal points in my life.
4) Come home to take care of my sister's dogs, only to leave with Kirk to go to Velvet Nation in DC at the last minute.
5) Dance with a hot blond boy that Kirk and I almost came to blows over.
6) Be offered the chance to visit Hawaii by a successful business man who is native to Australia (and was also a UFO, ugly fat and old).
7) Flirt with above business man to get free drinks.
8) Have Kirk defend my honour from above business man as I went to dance with a wide assortment of different men (yes, I am a dance slut).
9) Arrive at Kirk's late in the morning to be trapped for two hours in his basement.
10) Rifle through Kirk's clothes demanding something better to wear in public than my black mesh shirt (and then being disappointed in Kirk's lack of fashionable shirts to wear that all were far too large on me anyways).
11) Go on an unexpected and unplanned blind, double date with Kirk, Tim, and Robert in Bethesda, Maryland to see "Brokeback Mountain."
12) Once again get locked in Kirk's basement.
13) Showing Kirk the wonders of myspace.com and proceed to get him addicted to it (despite his computer inefficiency).
14) Arrive home only to battle my computer's terrible internet connection.
15) Try to call Patrick about our next date while avoiding the Australian business man as he calls and constantly leaves voice messages.
Six more days to Christmas, and I haven't finished my shopping yet.
Happy Holidays!
1) Meet up with multi-millionaire Mark at the most expensive hotel in Richmond, proceeded to drink champagne, use the hot tub, use room service extremely liberally, get all upset and then cry and call my friends to come get me.
2) Go on a date with the delightfully cute Patrick.
3) Have my fortune read by a palm reader, who knew that beauty is one of the cardinal points in my life.
4) Come home to take care of my sister's dogs, only to leave with Kirk to go to Velvet Nation in DC at the last minute.
5) Dance with a hot blond boy that Kirk and I almost came to blows over.
6) Be offered the chance to visit Hawaii by a successful business man who is native to Australia (and was also a UFO, ugly fat and old).
7) Flirt with above business man to get free drinks.
8) Have Kirk defend my honour from above business man as I went to dance with a wide assortment of different men (yes, I am a dance slut).
9) Arrive at Kirk's late in the morning to be trapped for two hours in his basement.
10) Rifle through Kirk's clothes demanding something better to wear in public than my black mesh shirt (and then being disappointed in Kirk's lack of fashionable shirts to wear that all were far too large on me anyways).
11) Go on an unexpected and unplanned blind, double date with Kirk, Tim, and Robert in Bethesda, Maryland to see "Brokeback Mountain."
12) Once again get locked in Kirk's basement.
13) Showing Kirk the wonders of myspace.com and proceed to get him addicted to it (despite his computer inefficiency).
14) Arrive home only to battle my computer's terrible internet connection.
15) Try to call Patrick about our next date while avoiding the Australian business man as he calls and constantly leaves voice messages.
Six more days to Christmas, and I haven't finished my shopping yet.
Happy Holidays!