Wake up, jackass! YOU CAN'T BREATHE!
Scariest thing ever happened this morning just before 5, although I'm sure I had been dealing with this problem for at least an hour prior!
I had this dream that I was at HFCC taking care of some stuff and suddenly I found myself having this breathing problem that occurs from time to time. I started running and doing other things to exert extra effort to pump some extra oxygen into my body until I could get some coffee in me. Oddly enough, coffee solves the problem somehow. I learned this from my doctor when it happened the first time. So here I am darting around campus trying to get to my car so I can head to Starbucks when I pass through the cafeteria and I see that they have iced coffee. I'm thinking I'm not gonna make it to Starbucks, and feeling like I can't breathe, so I grab a cup and take it to the cashier so they can ring it up, and that's when they tell me they can't just pour me a cup because they need to brew the shit! AHHH!!! What the HELL to do?!?!?!
And that's when it hit me.
WAKE THE FUCK UP, JACKASS! YOU CAN'T BREATHE!!!!
I felt like I was suffocating despite trying extra hard to breathe, I wasn't just dreaming. This was real. I proceeded to brew myself the fastest 16 ounces of coffee I've ever brewed and already had my milk poured when the timer went off. I chugged it so fast! This scared the fuck outta me. I tried to go back to bed, but before I knew it, I was ready to wake up MUCH earlier than I ever naturally wake up.
I'm good now, but this is really creeping me out. What the hell am I gonna do if I'm in a place where I don't have access to coffee and this happens???