Time for some lame funnies! XP
If they ban one, they have to ban them all!
They've banned Mirotic for having dirty awful lyrics that'll mess kids up in the head (Meanwhile, BoA's running around singing about cannibalism), so I thought I'd take a look at some other songs that might be able to earn a 19+ sticker in Korea for naughty thoughts...As far as I know, none of these has been banned...yet. :3
Tell Me - Wonder Girls
What do I do, I like it so much
It feels like a dream so I keep pinching myself
I like it so much
What exactly is she talking about liking so much? OMG IT'S SEX! :O
BANNED!
Don't Don - Super Junior
Even if my flame burns everything up
I can't give up
OMG, Super Junior is promoting arson! It'll encourage kids to burn down their schools and houses!
BANNED!
Stop bangin' my head
My eyes gone red
OH NO! Violence and abuse!
DOUBLE BANNED!
Missing U - Super Junior
You inside one white breath
I spit you out and over again
I don't totally get it, but it sounds dirty!
BANNED!
Midnight Fantasy - Super Junior
What can I do to bring us closer?
Would you like it?
Even the title of the song is suggestive...
BANNED!
It’s okay that you’re a girl who has someone
Suju promotes polygamy!
BANNED!
Toc Toc Toc - Hyori
Like rain water, my lips get wet
Like wind, my breath feels soft
From head to toe, when I feel your touch
This time like now, hot as the sun, Hot in here
Quietly just the two of us, let's play
So that no one knows
I invite you to
Tonight's fantasy
Do I even need to explain?
BANNED!
This Fool - Wonder Girls
(Every time I see you) I get a different feeling, I don't know what it is
OH MY GOODNESS! She's talking about being horny! She must be! She said something about a "different feeling", she must be talking about getting horny!
BANNED!
I think they should also ban Sohee from singing...what!? I just can't stand her voice, it's awful, sue me. No, I can't do better. Yes, she can stay in the group, just shut her up! No, I don't hate her, and yes, yes we both need vocal cord replacement surgery.
Marry U - Super Junior
I want to do it every day for a lifetime
Do what?
BANNED!
Nagging - Hyori
Nice ladies, half of them are wicked
Korean Ministry of Welfare people would probably approve of this one.
Ten Minutes - Hyori
In there was you and your girl
Somehow, I was attracted you and wanted you
In that 10 minutes when she left her seat
Hyori's a homewrecker!
BANNED!
While we're on the subject of Hyori...they should ban her altogether, because images like this will cause young boys (and maybe some girls) to become chronic masturbators. They will spend so much time fapping that they will not have the time or energy to do anything else. Consequently, they will fail tests in school or get fired from their jobs. And from there, society will quickly spiral down into a hellhole of despair! OH NOES!
HYORI IS TOTALLY BANNED! Sorry Hyori, but hey...America will take you, we got plenty of skanks scantily-clad women over here! 8D U-Go-Girl!
And finally, other TVXQ songs that should be banned with Mirotic:
Will you be my girlfriend? - TVXQ
I love you so much, my heart might explode
O___O It's not bad so much as it is mildly disturbing. OMG the imagery will give children nightmares! Exploding hearts!
BANNED!
Triangle - TVXQ
What do I do? I'm diseased...I can't bear to just stand still and watch this happen.
...Enjoy your AIDS.
BANNED!
Hug - TVXQ
I want to be your kitty for just a day
You feed it warm milk and softly embrace it
Seeing your playfulness with the kitty and your cute kisses to it
OMG KITTY is a metaphor for penis!
SUPER BANNED!
More than anything, they should ban ENGRISH in songs. There is no fucking excuse. They teach English in Korean schools like they teach Spanish here (according to my Korean teacher), and you mean to tell me nobody can speak a decent sentence of it? Although, I have to give props to TVXQ; with the release of the 4th album their Engrishing skillz have improved. The whole chorus of "Wrong Number" is in understandable English without anyone having to second-guess about a meaning. They've come a long way from "Thanks for everything, and thanks you here." I'm so proud of them! ^^
They've banned Mirotic for having dirty awful lyrics that'll mess kids up in the head (Meanwhile, BoA's running around singing about cannibalism), so I thought I'd take a look at some other songs that might be able to earn a 19+ sticker in Korea for naughty thoughts...As far as I know, none of these has been banned...yet. :3
Tell Me - Wonder Girls
What do I do, I like it so much
It feels like a dream so I keep pinching myself
I like it so much
What exactly is she talking about liking so much? OMG IT'S SEX! :O
BANNED!
Don't Don - Super Junior
Even if my flame burns everything up
I can't give up
OMG, Super Junior is promoting arson! It'll encourage kids to burn down their schools and houses!
BANNED!
Stop bangin' my head
My eyes gone red
OH NO! Violence and abuse!
DOUBLE BANNED!
Missing U - Super Junior
You inside one white breath
I spit you out and over again
I don't totally get it, but it sounds dirty!
BANNED!
Midnight Fantasy - Super Junior
What can I do to bring us closer?
Would you like it?
Even the title of the song is suggestive...
BANNED!
It’s okay that you’re a girl who has someone
Suju promotes polygamy!
BANNED!
Toc Toc Toc - Hyori
Like rain water, my lips get wet
Like wind, my breath feels soft
From head to toe, when I feel your touch
This time like now, hot as the sun, Hot in here
Quietly just the two of us, let's play
So that no one knows
I invite you to
Tonight's fantasy
Do I even need to explain?
BANNED!
This Fool - Wonder Girls
(Every time I see you) I get a different feeling, I don't know what it is
OH MY GOODNESS! She's talking about being horny! She must be! She said something about a "different feeling", she must be talking about getting horny!
BANNED!
I think they should also ban Sohee from singing...what!? I just can't stand her voice, it's awful, sue me. No, I can't do better. Yes, she can stay in the group, just shut her up! No, I don't hate her, and yes, yes we both need vocal cord replacement surgery.
Marry U - Super Junior
I want to do it every day for a lifetime
Do what?
BANNED!
Nagging - Hyori
Nice ladies, half of them are wicked
Korean Ministry of Welfare people would probably approve of this one.
Ten Minutes - Hyori
In there was you and your girl
Somehow, I was attracted you and wanted you
In that 10 minutes when she left her seat
Hyori's a homewrecker!
BANNED!
While we're on the subject of Hyori...they should ban her altogether, because images like this will cause young boys (and maybe some girls) to become chronic masturbators. They will spend so much time fapping that they will not have the time or energy to do anything else. Consequently, they will fail tests in school or get fired from their jobs. And from there, society will quickly spiral down into a hellhole of despair! OH NOES!
HYORI IS TOTALLY BANNED! Sorry Hyori, but hey...America will take you, we got plenty of skanks scantily-clad women over here! 8D U-Go-Girl!
And finally, other TVXQ songs that should be banned with Mirotic:
Will you be my girlfriend? - TVXQ
I love you so much, my heart might explode
O___O It's not bad so much as it is mildly disturbing. OMG the imagery will give children nightmares! Exploding hearts!
BANNED!
Triangle - TVXQ
What do I do? I'm diseased...I can't bear to just stand still and watch this happen.
...Enjoy your AIDS.
BANNED!
Hug - TVXQ
I want to be your kitty for just a day
You feed it warm milk and softly embrace it
Seeing your playfulness with the kitty and your cute kisses to it
OMG KITTY is a metaphor for penis!
SUPER BANNED!
More than anything, they should ban ENGRISH in songs. There is no fucking excuse. They teach English in Korean schools like they teach Spanish here (according to my Korean teacher), and you mean to tell me nobody can speak a decent sentence of it? Although, I have to give props to TVXQ; with the release of the 4th album their Engrishing skillz have improved. The whole chorus of "Wrong Number" is in understandable English without anyone having to second-guess about a meaning. They've come a long way from "Thanks for everything, and thanks you here." I'm so proud of them! ^^