Meow~
So I'm getting a kitty. Maybe. If Momo doesn't eat them. Google told me some bs about mama kitties will sometimes eat baby kitties if you touch them when they come out. I guess it's because humans are tasty, and we're too big to eat, so when they smell that smell on the kitties, they're like "Bite-size hoomans! OMNOMNOM." Or w/e. PSH.
My friend was like, "Momo's pregnant." And I knew it was going to happen, because she was whoring around. She offered me one, and I just said, "Yeah sure, why not?" So then I asked Emi, "I R stoopid, wut du I doo?" and she told me just about everything I need to know. Then I bought this book from Think Geek, which is hilarious. It's basically a book about cat "maintenance", written like a computer manual. XD It kinda freaked me out, because there's a chapter which lists all the diseases and whatnot that a cat can possibly catch, like feline AIDS and CANCER! D:< But then I realized the same thing can happen to every human I know, so...w/e.
There's actually a vet right around the corner from our house ~convenient~, that I totally forgot about. I need to get around there to see what the fees are for shots, immunizations, spaying/neutering, ect.
We don't know anything about Momo's baby daddy (I bet she doesn't either, the whore~ XD) but Momo is a pretty good cat, very healthy and extremely friendly, so I'm hoping her offspring will be the same.
I need names. I thought about Sophie/Sophia, Liam, Leslie, June, and Noel. I don't want to set anything in stone, because I don't know what gender it will be, and I don't know what the cat might like. If it answers to Bacon, I'll go with that! XD So if you have any suggestions...8D I'm looking for something easy to pronounce that sounds okay with the last name "Gardner"...>__> Don't judge me. LOL
The book also made me realize that my room is practically a kitty deathtrap. I'm staring at a penny on the floor as I type! (Picked it up). Fortunately I have about a month or two to get things straight. She hasn't given birth yet, and I don't know how far along she is either. Then after that they have to stay with her for 6-8 weeks more. So I have time.
I told my mom, not asked, told her that I was going to adopt a cat. At first I thought she was just mildy indifferent, but she's actually very ok with the whole thing. The only thing I was concerned about was who would watch over the kitty while I'm at work/school, and she said, "No problem! 8D". She loves animals, the only thing she was worried about is how my stepdad would take it. And quite frankly, I couldn't give less of a fuck how he takes it. What's he gonna do, throw me out? PSH, he can't and won't. I won't say that he hates animals in particular, it's just that he hates everything...except maybe food. He probably hates his own damn self.
Anyway, he doesn't have to take care of the cat, he doesn't have to pay for anything cat-related, he doesn't even have to look at the little goober if he doesn't want to. If my mom says it's ok, then it's ok, end of story. Besides, until he can man up and take care of his shit, he can't tell me what to do about mine. He's already made it clear that he doesn't give a damn if we starve or not. I buy food for the family. He doesn't, he eats out or buys something that's only just enough for him. Then he comes in and tries to eat ALL of the food I just bought. "Oh, I didn't know, I thought you'd already eaten some~". Asswipe. Or he'll spend money stupidly and frivolously on something we don't need, and I'm left paying the remainder on some of the bills (it's either that or no water/lights/etc.). What do you mean curtain rods were on sale?! All of our curtains are already hanging up, dipshit!
If I could afford to move out I would.
My friend was like, "Momo's pregnant." And I knew it was going to happen, because she was whoring around. She offered me one, and I just said, "Yeah sure, why not?" So then I asked Emi, "I R stoopid, wut du I doo?" and she told me just about everything I need to know. Then I bought this book from Think Geek, which is hilarious. It's basically a book about cat "maintenance", written like a computer manual. XD It kinda freaked me out, because there's a chapter which lists all the diseases and whatnot that a cat can possibly catch, like feline AIDS and CANCER! D:< But then I realized the same thing can happen to every human I know, so...w/e.
There's actually a vet right around the corner from our house ~convenient~, that I totally forgot about. I need to get around there to see what the fees are for shots, immunizations, spaying/neutering, ect.
We don't know anything about Momo's baby daddy (I bet she doesn't either, the whore~ XD) but Momo is a pretty good cat, very healthy and extremely friendly, so I'm hoping her offspring will be the same.
I need names. I thought about Sophie/Sophia, Liam, Leslie, June, and Noel. I don't want to set anything in stone, because I don't know what gender it will be, and I don't know what the cat might like. If it answers to Bacon, I'll go with that! XD So if you have any suggestions...8D I'm looking for something easy to pronounce that sounds okay with the last name "Gardner"...>__> Don't judge me. LOL
The book also made me realize that my room is practically a kitty deathtrap. I'm staring at a penny on the floor as I type! (Picked it up). Fortunately I have about a month or two to get things straight. She hasn't given birth yet, and I don't know how far along she is either. Then after that they have to stay with her for 6-8 weeks more. So I have time.
I told my mom, not asked, told her that I was going to adopt a cat. At first I thought she was just mildy indifferent, but she's actually very ok with the whole thing. The only thing I was concerned about was who would watch over the kitty while I'm at work/school, and she said, "No problem! 8D". She loves animals, the only thing she was worried about is how my stepdad would take it. And quite frankly, I couldn't give less of a fuck how he takes it. What's he gonna do, throw me out? PSH, he can't and won't. I won't say that he hates animals in particular, it's just that he hates everything...except maybe food. He probably hates his own damn self.
Anyway, he doesn't have to take care of the cat, he doesn't have to pay for anything cat-related, he doesn't even have to look at the little goober if he doesn't want to. If my mom says it's ok, then it's ok, end of story. Besides, until he can man up and take care of his shit, he can't tell me what to do about mine. He's already made it clear that he doesn't give a damn if we starve or not. I buy food for the family. He doesn't, he eats out or buys something that's only just enough for him. Then he comes in and tries to eat ALL of the food I just bought. "Oh, I didn't know, I thought you'd already eaten some~". Asswipe. Or he'll spend money stupidly and frivolously on something we don't need, and I'm left paying the remainder on some of the bills (it's either that or no water/lights/etc.). What do you mean curtain rods were on sale?! All of our curtains are already hanging up, dipshit!
If I could afford to move out I would.