Compilation of random funny~
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK...
* 12% Monday
* 23% Tuesday
* 40% Wednesday
* 20% Thursday
* 5% Friday
The most valuable of all talents is never using two words when one will do.
Thomas Jefferson
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 - 1951)
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Russell Baker (1925 - ) [This is how I feel about k-pop~]
7:48:02 PM Jacky Gardner Initial Question/Comment: How do I get the WiFi to work on my Dell laptop?
7:48:07 PM System You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
7:48:07 PM System Connected with QCSMB_Daryl_Tanael
7:48:42 PM QCSMB_Daryl_Tanael: contact tech support 18004563355
7:48:59 PM Jacky Gardner: ...
Wtf? Tech support? Why do you think I'm calling YOU!? This is tech support!
I was trying to remember the name of actor Chow Yun Fat while talking to my mom:
Me: I can't remember his name, the one that played the pirate guy in the 3rd POTC movie...
Mom: ...it's "Pirates of the Carribean", they're all pirates.
This is me in about 10 years:
Received this in a message on myspace:
Clark Atlanta University has the worse MBA Program in the Nation, DO NOT ENROLL!
LOL, *headdesk* With grammar like that, I believe that shit. XD
Coco: *looking at the prices in a catalog* Man, they're trying to rob people~
Aunt: Where?! *looks out the window*
Someone referring to Soshi, can't remember where I found it:
The best 9 member female Group in South Korea.
...yeah, because there sure are a LOT of nine-membered female groups in Korea.
The letter X is like the Paris Hilton of the alphabet: Absoulutely unnecessary.
Words like Xylophone and xenophilia can both be spelled with Z instead of X.
Then I thought, what about the word "exactly"? Yet, if that word didn't exist,
everyone would just use "precisely". Problem solved.
And only now do I realize that I used the word "exist". Maybe X isn't so useless after all.
But Paris...
And about SM being countersued by CreBeau for defamation and shit:
* 12% Monday
* 23% Tuesday
* 40% Wednesday
* 20% Thursday
* 5% Friday
The most valuable of all talents is never using two words when one will do.
Thomas Jefferson
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 - 1951)
People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Russell Baker (1925 - ) [This is how I feel about k-pop~]
7:48:02 PM Jacky Gardner Initial Question/Comment: How do I get the WiFi to work on my Dell laptop?
7:48:07 PM System You are now being connected to an agent. Thank you for using Dell Chat
7:48:07 PM System Connected with QCSMB_Daryl_Tanael
7:48:42 PM QCSMB_Daryl_Tanael: contact tech support 18004563355
7:48:59 PM Jacky Gardner: ...
Wtf? Tech support? Why do you think I'm calling YOU!? This is tech support!
I was trying to remember the name of actor Chow Yun Fat while talking to my mom:
Me: I can't remember his name, the one that played the pirate guy in the 3rd POTC movie...
Mom: ...it's "Pirates of the Carribean", they're all pirates.
This is me in about 10 years:
Received this in a message on myspace:
Clark Atlanta University has the worse MBA Program in the Nation, DO NOT ENROLL!
LOL, *headdesk* With grammar like that, I believe that shit. XD
Coco: *looking at the prices in a catalog* Man, they're trying to rob people~
Aunt: Where?! *looks out the window*
Someone referring to Soshi, can't remember where I found it:
The best 9 member female Group in South Korea.
...yeah, because there sure are a LOT of nine-membered female groups in Korea.
The letter X is like the Paris Hilton of the alphabet: Absoulutely unnecessary.
Words like Xylophone and xenophilia can both be spelled with Z instead of X.
Then I thought, what about the word "exactly"? Yet, if that word didn't exist,
everyone would just use "precisely". Problem solved.
And only now do I realize that I used the word "exist". Maybe X isn't so useless after all.
But Paris...
And about SM being countersued by CreBeau for defamation and shit:
