Quote/s of the Month
Well, just when I thought Gordon Ramsay had created, unbeknownst to him, the greatest quote possible for the week, my 8-year-old son comes along and says, the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long, long, time.
That's why Tristan Sumner is having THE BEST WEEK EVER! Wait, I mean, here are his quotes, transcribed verbatim by his dad:
Tristan saw confetti or streamers coming down after one of the America's Got Talent acts and said, "I wish I had some of that crap!"
And, here it is, the Quote of the Month: Tristan in response to watching America's Got Talent ...
"I've got a talent: I can make a poop so long it goes halfway up the drain. It's so long it doesn't even go up any more and it curls around like a big pile of chocolate ice cream."
Chocolate ice cream, anyone?
That's why Tristan Sumner is having THE BEST WEEK EVER! Wait, I mean, here are his quotes, transcribed verbatim by his dad:
Tristan saw confetti or streamers coming down after one of the America's Got Talent acts and said, "I wish I had some of that crap!"
And, here it is, the Quote of the Month: Tristan in response to watching America's Got Talent ...
"I've got a talent: I can make a poop so long it goes halfway up the drain. It's so long it doesn't even go up any more and it curls around like a big pile of chocolate ice cream."
Chocolate ice cream, anyone?