You just GOTTA love how we're always portrayed here.

Jun 10, 2004 20:42

The following is from: http://www.broadway.com/template_1.asp?CI=39538&CT=38

By being exclusively in Vegas, which was a condition of the deal, Avenue Q, a musical featuring puppet sex and foul language, will not have to deal with playing in Peoria. "I think it's deliciously clever and wonderful, but I think it's the sort of thing Midwesterners in our market would feel more comfortable going to New York to see rather than having it in their own backyard,"

Yeah, we ain't never heard the F-word and don't nobody ever have no sex here in the Midwest! Shee-it! Bring on the dancing Nazis, but keep those faggot puppets in New York and Las Vegas where they belong. Oh, and I hope they all get AIDs!! (cue tobacco spitting)

(And obviously no one has reminded this person that Peoria had a flourishing red light district at one time.)
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