May 22, 2007 18:12
Ok, so, against my better judgement, I was talked into signing up to an online dating service. So, on Saturday, me and Niki set up my profile and had fun browsing through the freaks and weirdos, of which there are plenty in my area, which is worrying...
So, I check my profile tonight, and I have three messages. Gosh.
They're all from men 30 or over!!
My profile clearly states I want someone 23-28.
Why do I keep attracting these old people! Is there something wrong with me? Do I have a tattoo on my forehead that says old guys welcome? Coz I need to get it lasered. Seriously, is it really so much to ask for? A nice guy MY age.
Damn it... I'm so depressed... I'm gonna go buy chocolate tomorrow...