Stephen Colbert will cut a bitch!!!! A desktop. :)
Okay, so I made a desktop for myself, and figured a few people might want in on the action. 1280x800 (that's my screen res), but if you want a different size and can't do it yourself, hit me up in the comments, I'm more than happy to make one that fits.
Also, I have a version without the text, if anyone would so prefer...
Click on the thumbnail to get to the full-sized version.
Colbert Desktop