absolutely nothing special

Nov 06, 2006 22:40

i'm tired as hell, and i cam't imagine why - as i did virtually nothing all day aside from eating ribs, drinking beers and meeting Alex Brown of the Chicago Bears at a local bar that was overrun by small children in the local athletic association's football jerseys for 10-year olds. in what world do small children run around in bars??? and while i'm irritated about children in bars, here's some bitching about a much more WORTHY topic:
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Dear US Department of Education,

I would really appreciate it if you would stop sending me these letters that say I owe you money. If i recall correctly, and if my checking account recalls correctly, I already paid your bitch ass in full. This means that I no longer owe you money, and as I paid within the grace period, I do not owe you any interest. Check the facts, SRSLY.

Suck it. Suck it long and hard,
Stacey
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anyway, the other night, my family ordered out for chinese. here's what my fortune cookie said, verbatim:"You are social able and entertaining." i find that interesting in more ways than one. obviously, it was meant to be "sociable," but butchering it as "social able" makes it seem as though i am CAPABLE of being social, but that i choose not to. interesting.

i'm running out of words that make sense. halloween was a week ago and i still haven't shown off my costume. this must be rectified immediately, or cypher will beat me with a stick. so....yeah. pictures. and i don't know what the hell is up with my expression in either one.


pictures, daily, vanity, nablopomo, open letters

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