indicators. and a list.

[siren52684]

sometimes i intend to say exactly one thing and then the SECOND i open my mouth, all this other crap comes out. it's like going to the store with the intent to buy one thing that costs a DOLLAR and coming out with TWENTY things that altogether were a HUNDERED dollars. toothbrushes have little blue indicators that tell you when to throw them away. I need a little blue indicator that tells me when to shut the hell up.

regardless. this is my last day in schaumpton until...may? june? some other month that features warm weather? and here's what i intend to do with myself:

• go to the piercer and figure out how to deal with my retainer.
  
• go to rainforest and pick up a check from JANUARY that they never mailed to me.
  
• hug everyone AT rainforest because they are awesome people.
  
• inform hector that i'm still never going to sleep with him.
  
• pick up a new (cheap and shitty) lamp from bedbath or IKEA.
  
• spend too many hours at IKEA.
  
• do one last load of laundry.
  
• go to the grocery store and stock up on things that will make me fat.
  
• get all my shit together in one place (the middle of the living room).

so that's my day.

if you're reading this and you're local and your name is Em Boz, call me and we'll look at swedish furniture together.
if you're reading this and you're mildly local and you have a nickname remaniscent of "Happy Days" and you are currently less than pleased with me, please know i think the world of you, and that i feel badly for things i've said and that i have a better understanding of things now.