Our_Gang
Well, this is just bloody great. Harmony, silly bint, has settled into our crypt pretty damn well. I told Anya I only wanted her here for one night, but she kept saying how mean I was, so I relented. Bad idea. Never let a woman tell you what to do - it's a slippery slope. So the cheerleader's been here for a few days and seems to show no signs of shifting. At least I've managed to relegate her to the couch. She snores though, like Anya. Sounds like a bloody musical about elephants in this place during the day.
Even worse, I'm not getting any nookie whilst Harmony's about the place. Anya seemed surprised that I wouldn't do it when Harm was in the room. "She's asleep," she said, but that's not the point! She'd probably ask what we're doing, silly cow. No, if I wanted voyeuristic sex, I'd buy a video camera. Not a bad idea, actually... I digress. So, Anya's pissed off with me because I won't have sex, I'm pissed off with her because she won't get rid of Harmony, I'm pissed off with Harmony because she's a stupid bint, and Anya doesn't even really like her that much! So the only person who's happy is Harmony, who came home with a pink throw for the couch and has been discussing decorating plans with Anya. I am not best pleased.
I saw Dawn as I was out and about. She and Janice were hanging out in the kids' playground.
"Aren't you a bit big for swings?" I asked, taking a drag on my fag.
"Oh, hi, Spike," she said offhand, but looking at Janice sidelong. I think she wanted Janice to be impressed by me, or something. Quite funny, it was. Dawn mentioned she'd been staying at Janice's because Faith is still at Buffy's. What the bloody hell is going on there? I thought Buffy hated Faith. Then again, she hates me, but she used me to get Faith back. What's that about?
All in all, things are not very good. The only thing that keeps me cheerful is remembering the look on Xander's face when I showed him Anya. That was a sight to be savoured.
Even worse, I'm not getting any nookie whilst Harmony's about the place. Anya seemed surprised that I wouldn't do it when Harm was in the room. "She's asleep," she said, but that's not the point! She'd probably ask what we're doing, silly cow. No, if I wanted voyeuristic sex, I'd buy a video camera. Not a bad idea, actually... I digress. So, Anya's pissed off with me because I won't have sex, I'm pissed off with her because she won't get rid of Harmony, I'm pissed off with Harmony because she's a stupid bint, and Anya doesn't even really like her that much! So the only person who's happy is Harmony, who came home with a pink throw for the couch and has been discussing decorating plans with Anya. I am not best pleased.
I saw Dawn as I was out and about. She and Janice were hanging out in the kids' playground.
"Aren't you a bit big for swings?" I asked, taking a drag on my fag.
"Oh, hi, Spike," she said offhand, but looking at Janice sidelong. I think she wanted Janice to be impressed by me, or something. Quite funny, it was. Dawn mentioned she'd been staying at Janice's because Faith is still at Buffy's. What the bloody hell is going on there? I thought Buffy hated Faith. Then again, she hates me, but she used me to get Faith back. What's that about?
All in all, things are not very good. The only thing that keeps me cheerful is remembering the look on Xander's face when I showed him Anya. That was a sight to be savoured.