"...leave your things behind... cuz it's all going on without you..."

[sireaina]

JAN. Try one of these rolls, Al.
LOIS. Where are they from?
JAN. Pepperidge Farm.

...

I made the playy ;)

"Cahoots"
A Comedy Thriller
by Rick Johnston

[edit: directed by the lovely Amelia]

Jan..........Me!
Lois.....Rachel
Al..........Brett
Ken......Johnny
Grant......Mike

Death by pepper mill... this is gonna be good.