I learn my parenting skills at the mall

Dec 20, 2007 23:54

Witnessed at Victoria's Secret on Wednesday:

*Little boy (~6-7 years old) is looking at a huge light-up display spelling "SEXY"*

Boy: Mom, what does this spell?
Mom: ..."Pretty"
Me and Jay: XD *thumbs up @ Mom*

Got the most comfy jammies there though *snuggles* And Jay helped me pick out a hand lotion (Pear Glacé), since he doesn't like the one I have now (Strawberries and Champagne). Got a bit too enthusiastic when he was smelling it though and managed to get a huge glop in his moustache XDDD

That's OK, I managed to make an ass out of myself when I walked right into another store's metal detector while admiring some shirts on the wall. Not only got a laugh out of Jay, but the lady that was working there, too.

Ahh, the mall. Good times, good times.

mallratting, batting 1000

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