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sirdrakesheir

PORN* FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Sep 21, 2009 00:36

SO AS WE ALL KNOW, STEPHEN COLBERT WAS HORRIBLY ROBBED OF THREE (FOUR, REALLY) AWARDS THAT WERE RIGHTFULLY HIS, AND SO SEVERAL OTHERS AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS OUR SOLEMN DUTY TO GET THE POOR DEAR FICTITIOUSLY LAID A WHOLE BUNCH, YAY.

BASICALLY, THIS FUNCTIONS LIKE A KINK MEME.

THE ONLY REQUIREMENT IS THAT YOUR FIC MUST FEATURE STEPHEN COLBERT ( Read more... )

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sailorptah September 21 2009, 13:21:51 UTC

"Jon, I don't think I'm going to come back to the room right away ( ... )

FDJSKALH YOU CAN'T JUST *STOP*! sirdrakesheir September 22 2009, 01:09:39 UTC

;_______________;

ERIN

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA

Re: FDJSKALH YOU CAN'T JUST *STOP*! sailorptah September 22 2009, 01:29:22 UTC

I AM NOT GOOD AT PORN. YOU KNOW THIS.

SURELY THERE IS SOMEBODY MORE WORTHY WHO FEELS CALLED TO TAKE UP THIS PROMPT.

SURELY.

(er, the title got eaten in the repost - this is Liberalverse, if anyone was confused.)

sirdrakesheir September 22 2009, 01:26:00 UTC

BUT REALLY IGNORING THE FACT THAT OBVIOUSLY YOU HATE EVERYONE AND WANT US TO SUFFER, THIS IS SO ♥

I REALLY LOVE THE DETAIL ABOUT THE STREETLIGHTS GLITTERING HUNGRILY, THAT'S JUST O MUCH *_*

sailorptah September 22 2009, 01:35:29 UTC

I AM A CRUEL TYRANT.

♥

celli_puzzle September 22 2009, 14:32:22 UTC

"That's what I want," Jon whispered against Stephen's hand, let his lips slide over the skin. He felt a muscle jitter underneath his head, Stephen's leg tensing. He moved his own hand to touch Stephen's knee, to slide down his shin, caress his ankle, and back up. The hand over Jon's mouth clamped down further. They locked eyes for a long moment, streetlights flickering around Stephen's face, but the dark pooling in Stephen's eyes never changing ( ... )

celli_puzzle September 22 2009, 14:32:36 UTC

Schoolwork prevents me from doing more, but I enjoyed this. I'll try continue when I have time.

sirdrakesheir September 22 2009, 21:08:39 UTC

FDHKFJAFKJFDKS

*_*

iamashamed September 22 2009, 22:01:54 UTC

dcdhjcdvhdh PLEASE DO

sailorptah September 23 2009, 17:29:27 UTC

Mmmm. No complaints here.

Only nitpick is that l!Stephen doesn't wear glasses. Tiny detail.

♥

sailorptah September 23 2009, 21:02:09 UTC

Mentally calling on the gods of smartassery that had been so good to him over the years, Jon lowered his mouth to Stephen's inner thigh and licked. Nibbled. Sucked at the skin where it was too sensitive to be anything but a torment.

"Nngh." Stephen twisted in frustration, legs shifting around Jon's face. "No, Jon, I meant--" He caught himself as the realization hit. "You know exactly what I meant."

Jon smirked up at him (come on, babe, don't let me win here too). "What are you gonna do about it?"

Stephen let out a hiss through his teeth, then swatted Jon lightly across the cheek.

"Well, if that's all," began Jon -- then yelped as Stephen slapped him in earnest ( ... )

X_X sirdrakesheir September 23 2009, 22:28:44 UTC

AH HA HA HOLY SHIT

Re: X_X sailorptah September 23 2009, 23:11:54 UTC

THE GOOD KIND, I HOPE

Re: X_X sailorptah September 25 2009, 00:56:10 UTC

no seriously, was that "holy shit that was good" or "holy shit I'm glad you posted that anon so we can both pretend it wasn't you"

?

Re: X_X sirdrakesheir September 25 2009, 01:00:06 UTC

FIRST OF ALL ERIN IS THAT YOU BECAUSE I NEVER CAN TELL WITH THESE THINGS

SECOND OF ALL UM DEFINITELY THE FIRST ONE, THIS ENTIRE THING IS BASICALLY AN EXERCISE IN "DRAKE OBVIOUSLY DID A VERY, VERY GOOD DEED AT SOME POINT HER LIFE AND FATE IS SMILING DOWN UPON HER FOR IT."

Re: X_X sailorptah September 25 2009, 01:45:17 UTC

shhh. do not break the sanctity of anonymity on the quasi-kinkmeme.

also, thank you ♥ ♥ ♥

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