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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I bought porn for cawd (10 points). Last week I set laz3d's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (989 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
sirbrody