Another Damn Weird Dream
So I had this dream that P.T. Anderson had put together a concert tour called the "Boogie Nights National Tour." It consisted of actors from the movie portraying their characters on stage while bands performed. There were some big names on there, like the Rolling Stones-I'm not really sure what they were doing there, but o well. Even more bizarre, P.T. Anderson has based the Dirk Diggler character off of me. In fact, I was the model for this poster.
Even more crazy, they kept wanting me to do that pose where I unzipped my pants.
I don't remember much more. Just a lot of P.T. Anderson yelling at me because I couldn't get the right costume. My cousin was in there for some reason returning my Nine Inch Nails documentary "Closure." I remember staying constantly, "Yeah, Mark Wahlberg did a great job of playing me."
Then to make things even more strange, the damn dream ended with me on the streets of London talking to the cast asking where Don Cheadle was. John C. Reilly told me he was "Really busy with Ocean's 12."
Out of nowhere Tim O'Fallon comes running after me in a damn poodle outfit. He found the costume in a dumpster and had spent the whole day running after people in it. Hmm, that part sounds pretty believable.
Then the satellite people called and woke me up.