Road Trip
So yeah, it's my birthday (shameless attempt to mention my birthday number 2), and to celebrate the festivities I'm going on a road trip. Not really, Keith was just gung-ho about getting the hell out of Birmingham for a few days.
After much frustration with women over the summer I have deemed this trip the "Piss on Women Trip."
Here's the low down-
-Thursday 5 AM leave to Tampa
--Thursday evening arrive at Keith's sister's place. Get situated, sleep.
-Friday
--Visit with Keith's family during the day
---Evening-hit the club scene. Not a club guy, but what the hey.
-Saturday
--Beach. I hate the beach, but fuck it.
---Saturday evening uhh...partying
-Sunday
-Rest from a heavy day of partying.
--Sunday afternoon party in Miami-I'm like fucking Don Johnson all over this one!
---LATE Sunday night return home and rest.
-Monday
-Hit up Islands of Adventure to right the one and only Spider-man ride. The most amazing fucking ride ever! The main reason I tagged along on this trip.
-Monday Late night, leave Tampa and go seven hours to DB's beach house. Yes, that fucker has a beach house now, along with a 50 foot boat.
-Tuesday
-Spend the day playing with DB's toys. i.e. the boat.
-Tuesday late night-return home.
-Wednesday-eh, for now it's a secret.
-Thursday-work.
-Friday-work-collect ultra-shitty paycheck
So, it's not so much bitching. However, I'm bitching at Monica because it was SO HARD to wish me a happy birthday. So hard that you had to wait until you got some sleep. Yeah, yeah, I know how you feel about me.
At any rate, props to Lydia for being the first to call. Thanks Deeds, you once again prove that you rock my world.
Props to Lass and JJ as well for following close behind.
After much frustration with women over the summer I have deemed this trip the "Piss on Women Trip."
Here's the low down-
-Thursday 5 AM leave to Tampa
--Thursday evening arrive at Keith's sister's place. Get situated, sleep.
-Friday
--Visit with Keith's family during the day
---Evening-hit the club scene. Not a club guy, but what the hey.
-Saturday
--Beach. I hate the beach, but fuck it.
---Saturday evening uhh...partying
-Sunday
-Rest from a heavy day of partying.
--Sunday afternoon party in Miami-I'm like fucking Don Johnson all over this one!
---LATE Sunday night return home and rest.
-Monday
-Hit up Islands of Adventure to right the one and only Spider-man ride. The most amazing fucking ride ever! The main reason I tagged along on this trip.
-Monday Late night, leave Tampa and go seven hours to DB's beach house. Yes, that fucker has a beach house now, along with a 50 foot boat.
-Tuesday
-Spend the day playing with DB's toys. i.e. the boat.
-Tuesday late night-return home.
-Wednesday-eh, for now it's a secret.
-Thursday-work.
-Friday-work-collect ultra-shitty paycheck
So, it's not so much bitching. However, I'm bitching at Monica because it was SO HARD to wish me a happy birthday. So hard that you had to wait until you got some sleep. Yeah, yeah, I know how you feel about me.
At any rate, props to Lydia for being the first to call. Thanks Deeds, you once again prove that you rock my world.
Props to Lass and JJ as well for following close behind.