showertime
i seem to only have cold showers now. angel suggested that i take cold showers since on average it is damn hot here. i believe that is the scientific term for a temperature over 30 degrees... i can picture the weather man now 'its damn hot today, so after you get all sweaty take a cold shower'
i am over the whole toilet issue here and onto unruly children. i have never ever seen so many rotten little brats as i have seen in this country. basically they have these shoes with roler skate wheels on the bottom and like 70% of the little 'darlings' have them. Their parents then let them have free rein of the universe skating all over... in stores, in restaurants, up your butt... pretty much anywhere they can reach.. hooray! of course the sales people do jack squat probably because it isn't their problem, angel suggests that they all be hit with your shopping bag whenever possible... i for one whole heartedly agree with this and have nailed quite a few...
it also is funny how parents will throw their kids into the path of people, cars, motorbikes, etc to get to a location before you... so many times i have been browsing around when BOOM some idiot throws a toddler in my path... i suppose i should run the kid down to teach them all a lesson but then again shouldn't i really be mowing down the bad parents?
time for dinner, tune in next time for the continuing adventures of adam in malaysia
-next episode- jungle fever: adam meets the psycho monkeys from planet hell
i am over the whole toilet issue here and onto unruly children. i have never ever seen so many rotten little brats as i have seen in this country. basically they have these shoes with roler skate wheels on the bottom and like 70% of the little 'darlings' have them. Their parents then let them have free rein of the universe skating all over... in stores, in restaurants, up your butt... pretty much anywhere they can reach.. hooray! of course the sales people do jack squat probably because it isn't their problem, angel suggests that they all be hit with your shopping bag whenever possible... i for one whole heartedly agree with this and have nailed quite a few...
it also is funny how parents will throw their kids into the path of people, cars, motorbikes, etc to get to a location before you... so many times i have been browsing around when BOOM some idiot throws a toddler in my path... i suppose i should run the kid down to teach them all a lesson but then again shouldn't i really be mowing down the bad parents?
time for dinner, tune in next time for the continuing adventures of adam in malaysia
-next episode- jungle fever: adam meets the psycho monkeys from planet hell