today is my father's 44th birthday, which means that he is sittin on fo fo's, wrapped in four vogues. oh shit. its alot of ppls fuckin birthday today... jess cardalino, um.. a bunch of people told me it was but i just forgot lol woops sry
random fact....the font in my lj icon= all the letters are penises. bet u wouldnt have noticed that. oh and fagass kristi made it. thank you kristi
i was waxing my car for like 30 hours yesterday...then i drove around and my hands being slippery + me ready to pass out = me almost getting into 78 accidents and dying....DAMN! I WAS SO CLOSE 78 TIMES!!!
i need to finish this italian sub, peace