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Take a look at your LJ friends list, then list things you want to say to ten different LJ friends.
DO NOT state who these people are.
DO NOT confirm nor deny any "comment speculation".
Then tag five people.
1. You've had CONSTANT drama, and I'm pretty sure its mostly your fault. I'm really sorry, but if you invite it into your life it will come and make you miserable nonstop.
2. I don't know if you even read this, but I'll say it anyway. Your boyfriend is my main man, we've got history like almost none of my other friends, but he's fucking up his life. It's breakin' my heart, I hope you do something about it.
3. You're the greatest girl I've ever met, and you deserve someone great. Shoot for the stars, dear.
4. I hope you eat your words. I miss your biting sarcasm and your playful heckling.
5. Enjoy your tiny, tiny state. We'll miss you in the swamp.
6. On a scale of one to sobbing widow, its gonna suck not hanging out with you. Astaroth kicks Maxi's ass.
7. Carry your Saiga around Atlanta, my man. Chances are you'll need it.
8. You and your fiancée are the happiest people I've seen together. Live long and prosper.
9. Your fiancee needs to get a grip on her "attractions." That was just freaky. I'm glad its over.
10. (To a whole bunch of kids) See you in the Swamp.
I tag everyone who thinks one of these was for him/her.
DO NOT state who these people are.
DO NOT confirm nor deny any "comment speculation".
Then tag five people.
1. You've had CONSTANT drama, and I'm pretty sure its mostly your fault. I'm really sorry, but if you invite it into your life it will come and make you miserable nonstop.
2. I don't know if you even read this, but I'll say it anyway. Your boyfriend is my main man, we've got history like almost none of my other friends, but he's fucking up his life. It's breakin' my heart, I hope you do something about it.
3. You're the greatest girl I've ever met, and you deserve someone great. Shoot for the stars, dear.
4. I hope you eat your words. I miss your biting sarcasm and your playful heckling.
5. Enjoy your tiny, tiny state. We'll miss you in the swamp.
6. On a scale of one to sobbing widow, its gonna suck not hanging out with you. Astaroth kicks Maxi's ass.
7. Carry your Saiga around Atlanta, my man. Chances are you'll need it.
8. You and your fiancée are the happiest people I've seen together. Live long and prosper.
9. Your fiancee needs to get a grip on her "attractions." That was just freaky. I'm glad its over.
10. (To a whole bunch of kids) See you in the Swamp.
I tag everyone who thinks one of these was for him/her.