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Vimes always hated it when the island went magic on them, but this one was one of the worst. Personalities swapped, people unreliable, the usually kind natured turned dangerous. He had told what members of the IPD he could find to keep an eye out, but so many of them were changed that he did not expect it to do much good. There was nothing to do but wait it out and hope for the best.
Figuring it would be a good idea to be easily found if some kind of bloody-minded emergency did occur, Vimes decided to spend the day in the IPD office. At least the Times (or should he say the Inquirer) was good for a laugh. He had his feet propped on the desk and had it open to the center fold, where he was reading diligently about this serious problem of masked men running about. Children criminals are commonly seen in literature, and it is also certain that the island, being so literary based, shall be similarly afflicted. Thus, we can clearly see that the superheroes are in fact super-criminal masterminds, intending to woo children with their awesome martial arts and 'groovy moves' only to then have them steal YOUR precious belongings.
He had to admit. Not-De Worde had a point.
Figuring it would be a good idea to be easily found if some kind of bloody-minded emergency did occur, Vimes decided to spend the day in the IPD office. At least the Times (or should he say the Inquirer) was good for a laugh. He had his feet propped on the desk and had it open to the center fold, where he was reading diligently about this serious problem of masked men running about. Children criminals are commonly seen in literature, and it is also certain that the island, being so literary based, shall be similarly afflicted. Thus, we can clearly see that the superheroes are in fact super-criminal masterminds, intending to woo children with their awesome martial arts and 'groovy moves' only to then have them steal YOUR precious belongings.
He had to admit. Not-De Worde had a point.