shaving
before i start this is a note to women who bitch about shaving......enjoy it, if you don't like it don't do it. you ahve no clue what it is like having hair over your entire body. having hair is jsut as itchy as having shaved hair, except no hair doesn't get caught in stuff. and if you were s hirt with a low collar not having hair isn't an issue.
and most importantly, most of you don't ahve to shave your face, which is visible to everyone. women can hide every area they want with clothing, if i go into a meeting or meet a client and i haven't shaved in like a week (which is typical for me) than it is unprofessional.
but what i really wanna bitch about is the maintenance of beards. it is freaking impossible to get all of the hair going in the same direction and to get it the perfect shape. and if you screw up the shape you gotta start all over.
i must say my beard is probably the perfect length though. i remember when i had it to the point that i could stretch any of the hairs into my mouth, from any spot. and at least my mustache is now really there. but if i trim it and i trim it the wrong length it looks wrong. i think i've had a beard for like 3 years now, and i still don't understand it. in fact i would prefer to be slean shaven (as opposed to clean shaven most of the face with a goatee) but the goateee jsut keeps coming back. plus the one saving grace for women is it gives them somethign to tug on when i piss them off, let me tell you that is a huge joy.......almost as intelligent as when i told ....nevermind
i also realized i have no eye lashes......or it least very light colored ones....is that normal?
and most importantly, most of you don't ahve to shave your face, which is visible to everyone. women can hide every area they want with clothing, if i go into a meeting or meet a client and i haven't shaved in like a week (which is typical for me) than it is unprofessional.
but what i really wanna bitch about is the maintenance of beards. it is freaking impossible to get all of the hair going in the same direction and to get it the perfect shape. and if you screw up the shape you gotta start all over.
i must say my beard is probably the perfect length though. i remember when i had it to the point that i could stretch any of the hairs into my mouth, from any spot. and at least my mustache is now really there. but if i trim it and i trim it the wrong length it looks wrong. i think i've had a beard for like 3 years now, and i still don't understand it. in fact i would prefer to be slean shaven (as opposed to clean shaven most of the face with a goatee) but the goateee jsut keeps coming back. plus the one saving grace for women is it gives them somethign to tug on when i piss them off, let me tell you that is a huge joy.......almost as intelligent as when i told ....nevermind
i also realized i have no eye lashes......or it least very light colored ones....is that normal?