ideal woman survey
The Perfect Girl, ACORDING TO YOU! by dalton 8/30/2002
about her:
is she funny? and how funny? we gotta mesure how funny someone is now? they have to be able to get jokes. here's a list of movies
monty python's holy grail, history of the world part 1, spaceballs, office space, austin powerses, american pies, southpark the movie, southpark the show, the simpsons, the family guy, beastmaster 3 (it's supposed to be serious, but it's such a bad movie that if you get 10 drunk friends together it's hillarious)
is she outgoing, and how outgoing? wha the hell, she is outgoing to the 4th level, i mean what the hell do you mean. she doesn't screw other guys, hw outgoing is that?
does she like your friends? she might, she might not, as long as she understand why they are my friends
Does she have a best friend? is it a guy or a girl? it's a girl, cause if it's a guy, that guy is in love with her and just waiting until we break up, and will always give her advice that will end in us breaking up
is she a phone person? she might be, but she's smart enough to know that i don't even know my home number, which means she has to call my cell, which means short and to the point (cept after 9)
thong's or panties? is none an option? if she's gonna wear something, i don't care what it is
what's her idea of a good time? anything that makes her happy and doesn't involve some other guy's dong
can she cook? a little bit, i like to teach so i'd like to have someone that i cna teach to cook, that way they make stuff i like.
would she ever get work done to please you? maybe, ideally she wouldn't have to work once i turned 30
does she have any tattoos? if anything it's one of those tribal bands around her leg......although lareina's leopard spots are sexy
any peircings? and where? ears. if she has a nice stomach, and wears belly shirts or bikini's then belly button
would she kiss or hug in a public place? sure
is she athletic, or lazy? there is an in between, how about motivated? she has to be receptive to learning football, or since courtney promised i could marry her or she would find me someone that likes football, hopefully she'll liek football
in shape, or just skinny, or big? define in shape? i don't want a woman that has more defined muscles than diet soda has chemicals, but shaped muscles wouldn't hurt
does she want to go to the movies, or make it a blockbuster night on the couch in your arms? i have a 64 inch tv, we can stay at home
virgin, or been around the block, so to say? again, no in between? at 21 i can't expect to find a virgin (actualy i did find one that was 22) actually now that i think about my experience with a 22 year old virgin, i want someone that at least isn't a virgin, i mean this chck was telling me she loved me after hanging out iwth me once and not doing anything with her, she wanted me to take/her to give her virginity, i was like wo, i'm going back to north carolina for 3 more months i don't need that commitment
preppy, or not in that area? not in what area? nice clothes
physical apperence: short, very thin, chest can't be too big
hair? red ideally
eye color? who cares
busty, or flat? or in the middle? how about nicely shaped
well shaped, or chunky?
flat, boney ass, or well maintained? i thought boney, but a little shape is nice too....
height? tall or short, and where to you? 5'0 keeping with the wholepetite thing, but if not short then doesn't matter
that one personal thing about her that you like? i love high cheek bones...
about her:
is she funny? and how funny? we gotta mesure how funny someone is now? they have to be able to get jokes. here's a list of movies
monty python's holy grail, history of the world part 1, spaceballs, office space, austin powerses, american pies, southpark the movie, southpark the show, the simpsons, the family guy, beastmaster 3 (it's supposed to be serious, but it's such a bad movie that if you get 10 drunk friends together it's hillarious)
is she outgoing, and how outgoing? wha the hell, she is outgoing to the 4th level, i mean what the hell do you mean. she doesn't screw other guys, hw outgoing is that?
does she like your friends? she might, she might not, as long as she understand why they are my friends
Does she have a best friend? is it a guy or a girl? it's a girl, cause if it's a guy, that guy is in love with her and just waiting until we break up, and will always give her advice that will end in us breaking up
is she a phone person? she might be, but she's smart enough to know that i don't even know my home number, which means she has to call my cell, which means short and to the point (cept after 9)
thong's or panties? is none an option? if she's gonna wear something, i don't care what it is
what's her idea of a good time? anything that makes her happy and doesn't involve some other guy's dong
can she cook? a little bit, i like to teach so i'd like to have someone that i cna teach to cook, that way they make stuff i like.
would she ever get work done to please you? maybe, ideally she wouldn't have to work once i turned 30
does she have any tattoos? if anything it's one of those tribal bands around her leg......although lareina's leopard spots are sexy
any peircings? and where? ears. if she has a nice stomach, and wears belly shirts or bikini's then belly button
would she kiss or hug in a public place? sure
is she athletic, or lazy? there is an in between, how about motivated? she has to be receptive to learning football, or since courtney promised i could marry her or she would find me someone that likes football, hopefully she'll liek football
in shape, or just skinny, or big? define in shape? i don't want a woman that has more defined muscles than diet soda has chemicals, but shaped muscles wouldn't hurt
does she want to go to the movies, or make it a blockbuster night on the couch in your arms? i have a 64 inch tv, we can stay at home
virgin, or been around the block, so to say? again, no in between? at 21 i can't expect to find a virgin (actualy i did find one that was 22) actually now that i think about my experience with a 22 year old virgin, i want someone that at least isn't a virgin, i mean this chck was telling me she loved me after hanging out iwth me once and not doing anything with her, she wanted me to take/her to give her virginity, i was like wo, i'm going back to north carolina for 3 more months i don't need that commitment
preppy, or not in that area? not in what area? nice clothes
physical apperence: short, very thin, chest can't be too big
hair? red ideally
eye color? who cares
busty, or flat? or in the middle? how about nicely shaped
well shaped, or chunky?
flat, boney ass, or well maintained? i thought boney, but a little shape is nice too....
height? tall or short, and where to you? 5'0 keeping with the wholepetite thing, but if not short then doesn't matter
that one personal thing about her that you like? i love high cheek bones...