Christmas Music Makes Me Happy...

[sir_mcgee]

And while my post subject may make me happy, something else doesn't. I've come to the realization that I really can't talk to girls very well. If I've known the girl for years as a friend or even as a girlfriend I can talk just fine, but in the last year and some months I have not done well in talking to girls. I feel awkward, uncomfortable, and

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[anonymous]

Rule #1) Don't EVER admit you don't know how to talk to girls. Why? Here's a little secret...NOBODY knows how to talk to girls. They're different. Period. <--I mean that literally. My guess is that there are several women out there that like you, but you might just be looking too hard for that one specific girl.
Rule #2) Soliciting advice from your friends about girls will do next to nothing for you. It's all you kid, from beginning to end so make your own mistakes, feel it out on your terms, and trust your gut.
Rule #3) Nothing drives away chicks like the smell of desperation. Of course you want a girlfriend, a companion, a friend with nice boobs who will let you touch them, but... DON'T advertise that your single status is bothering you! Contentment and security-no matter what the circumstances are- really attract quality women.
--Take it from me my friend. I'm butt ass ugly, totally out of shape, drive a shitty car, and have been with the same beautiful woman for over three years. My "secret"? If I knew, I'd bottle it up and sell it. Just realx and be yourself...patience pays HUGE when it somes to this shit so sit tight and things will work out.

[sir_mcgee]

Thank you very much for your advice, Mysterious Stranger. You have left many hints to your identity throughout this comment, along with your somewhat sagelike knowledge, so as I try and implement your advice (which sounds just crazy enough to work), I will try and figure out who you are. Of course you could save me the energy and just tell me...