Feb 05, 2007 19:32
I survived Europe...and I was sooooooo happy to be home , back in my own bed. I found out that two weeks anywhere away from my bed is my max. Europe was nice, expensive and freaking cold!!!
For freaking out about not having any hotel reservations, I was over-reacting. In every city, we basically went to the information booths and asked for them to find us a decently priced hotel and we did very well. The hard one to swallow was in the UK where the US dollar is worth squat!! Basically take the price of the everything and double it and that is what we pay in dollars. ICK!!! Anyway, we spent four days in Paris at about $70/night, three days in Southampton, UK for about $120/night, three nights in London for about $180/night and three days in Rome for about $80/night. We took about $5,000 for the three of us (remember my mom went for most of the trip) and came home with about $400!!! Like I said...expensive.
The next vacation is going to be warm, with white sandy beaches, blue water and a yummy martini!!!! I need sunshine...I hate being back in the rain!!!
Anyway...I have some laundry to do so I will leave you with a joke that I got from a friend of mine.
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TWO PRIESTS ARE IN A VATICAN BATHROOM USING THE URINALS. ONE OF THEM LOOKS AT THE OTHER ONE'S PENIS AND NOTICES THERE'S A NICODERM PATCH ON IT.
HE LOOKS AT THE OTHER PRIEST AND SAYS, "I BELIEVE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT PATCH ON YOUR ARM OR SHOULDER, NOT YOUR PENIS."
THE OTHER ONE REPLIES, "IT'S WORKING JUST FINE RIGHT THERE. I'M DOWN TO TWO BUTTS A DAY!"
IF YOU LAUGHED.... YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
-DAMIAN