Writer's Block: Recipe for Success
Top Ten Ways to Become a Success
1. Destroy your enemies, especially if his or her name sounds like 'Bobbin Good'
2. Child hostages--they always work in a pinch
3. Eat a high fiber diet
4. Always have a dagger handy--Always
5. Change your undershirt often
6. Never take life too seriously
7. Only team up with people worse than you are. It makes you look nice by comparison.
8. Two words--black leather.
9. Always take from the poor
10. Give lots of unsolicited gifts