This an' That with Clay ...
^ That's my baby right there!
TOP TEN UN SLOGANS
10: If an impotent, bloated bureaucracy can't solve it, then it's best
left festering.
9: You can't spell "Unethical" without U.N.
8: Genocidal dictators, beware our non-binding resolutions.
7: Bringing peace to our world (Actual results may vary)
6: Tommorw's corruption, today!
5: Raising pointless squabbling to an art form.
4: We take bribes so you don't have to.
3: Try our world famous cheesy fries.
2: If troubles abound, we'll be nearby doing nothing.
1: Ifthis is an emergency, please hang up and dial America.
TOP TEN GUN SAFETY TIPS
10: Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy
or a communist
9: Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot each others. If
your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8: No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
(No racism implied you PC liberal bastards)
7: If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading
to the range.
6: Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just
feeling generally angry.
5: When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "Excuse me while I
whipe this out."
4: If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have
someone else do that for you.
3: Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish!
2: No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run
around yelling, "I have a gun! I have a gun!"
1: Don't piss me off!
I want chocolate pudding ... really, REALLY bad O.o