*clearing of throat*
Greetings. I am Bevier, Church Knight of the Cyrinic Order of Arcium.
And I am Menina, from the Maranatoi of Rendor.
Yes, that's right, this is Menina, a member of the Maranatoi tribe of Rendor. Menina, couldn't you have waited for me to introduce you?
I'm perfectly capable of introducing myself, Bevier.
*clearing of throat again*
I am a veteran of several missions on behalf of my king and our Holy Mother Church. During the most recent one, I traveled to the other side of the world in order to help rid the world of a great evil.
And while that was going on, I left Rendor and crossed the Arcian Straits to live with Bevier's mother.
I have to admit that Menina's arrival was quite a surprise. I returned home from our successfully completed mission to find that someone had been dropped into my lap - figuratively speaking, of course.
Don't worry, Bevier, you will speak literally in time.
Menina!
*yet another clearing of throat*
We will be using this journal to discuss our story, My Fair Lady, which is currently in progress. It is our hope that this will help
hellcatjelybean write our story better and, well, faster. I am getting quite tired of criticizing the color of my mother's gown, even though it really is far too young for her. And I am tiring of listening to the baron talk about his unrequited love for your mother, Bevier.
*a few moments' pause*
I think we had better stop complaining. How about you? I think so, too. We want our story to be finished, do we not?
*a final clearing of throat*
At any rate, we are honored to make your acquaintance. Yes, we are. We hope that this will be the first of many entries in this journal.