If you don't buy this, you support the terrorists.

[sir_bissel]

Because nothing says Patriotic like a giant inflatable American flag in the shape of a car-ribbon-magnet

"Assembled in Country of Origin: USA and/or Imported
Origin of Components: USA and/or Imported"

See? Clearly it's not made outside of the US! USA USA USA!

Comments

[theal8r]

*headdesk headdesk headdesk*

I just can't get behind wearing my patriotism on my sleeve like an embarassing mustard stain.

[purple_marf]

At least the stain part is right.

I particularly love the paid schill posts - "oldfashionamerican" specifically. Does that handle mean he likes antique clothing? Or he's an aging underwear model, perhaps?

Really, though. Only $45 worth of lawn-displayed patriotism? Surely you can find a way to throw $300-500 at walmart if you're really not a terrorist-loving pantstain. (it's all about the stains today)

[theal8r]

seriously, does it look like anything so much as a sex-toy gone awry?

[purple_marf]

Horribly... horribly...

[theal8r]

definitely not something you ought to display on the front lawn...

*snigger*

[purple_marf]

But now if I actually see one, I'll laugh instead of trespassing and destroying personal property...

[theal8r]

*grin* And no one will know why those bring us such giggles.

Even better!

[purple_marf]

That's it. I'm off to get a BB gun to keep in my car in case I actually see one of these *forsaken things.

[sir_bissel]

hehehehe

*Pew! Pew! Pew!*

[theal8r]

OH BUT THAT WOULD BE FUN! I'm all in!