You will suck the life out of me.
A long time ago, there was a little girl named Pauline who was very lonely and very sad. Pauline had a daddy...but he smelled bad because he sold fish all day. Pauline had a mommy...but she was very strict and didn't want Pauline to have any fun. Pauline had a big sister...but she was too busy with boys to pay attention to Pauline. Pauline had a little sister...but she was a Mongoloid and lived in a home for Mongoliods and other freaks. It was very sad.
When Pauline was little, she was very very sick.
She coughed-
and ached-
and felt so bad she wanted to die.
"Kill me!"
But when she didn't die, though her pain, Pauline learned the strange truths of the universe.
Pauline thundered alone across the plain. She grazed solitary in the school cafeteria. The wind rifled her mane, she lifted up her head, sniffed at the zypher, and galloped with the wind untill it lifted her up and carried her to the Fourth World, the realm of dreams, which is the true world, when the veil of our false reality is lifted. She galloped in lonley splendor, the purest and loneliest of all mortal creatures, perhaps galloping towards immortality when...
There was a new girl at school.
She was the prettiest pony ever!
Brilliant wit, posh style, rich girl hair, and the dreamiest name ever...Juliet!
Pauline and Juliet nuzzled noses, and they new at once that they where fated to run forever together.
Their brilliant love and devotion and pure beauty dazzled all who saw them, and the witnesses where turned into pillars of salt and it rained and deers and rabbits came and licked the pillars down untill there was nothing, just Pauline and Julia to rule over the Fourth World, and they chose the names Gina and Deborah with which to live out their new lives and they where transformed into goddesses that could be girls or horses, depending on their mood.
And that is how you quit being sad and lonely. You fall in love with someone and you discover that you can create your own magic world together, and there is no more loneliness, no more sadness, and Jesus smiles on you then.
The End.
From: Where They Are Now
By: Cyndi Williams
Whew.