Today was ______. [fill with your choise of word. must be a synonym for 'awesome'.]
I was so nervous that something would go wrong.
But when you factor in
-Warm Day
-Cool breeze
-Being parted and feeling fine
-singing Let It Be and Eisley in your ear
-Dancing like a mad dancing thing
-Chocolate icecream cake
-Sleeping like a drug addict
-Keeping the ballon up
-Meeting Renee
-Realizing how much I'll miss you
-Pretending to be a fairy
-Blankets
-A totally fun AND innocent party
-Hott timessss
I don't see how I could have been afraid. Happy Birthday!
Oh yes, I have a letter to deliver to you from
Dear _____,
Hello. This is Latin America. I am kidnapping Rebecca from you. I will be sending her to live with my cousin Belize. He's a good man. If you wish to see her back when the school year starts back up again, put sixty BAJILLIONS of US currency in a wooden wine box on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. Come back on Sunday and you will find Becca in a pretty white dress, unharmed. If you tell anyone about this heist, you will wake up to a dead horse head in your bed. It's how we do it.
Happy Holidays!
Latin America
PS. Burn this letter!!!