almost as funny as when i told my mom i was pregnant... AND SHE BELIEVED ME.

[sipsis]

devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i have about $40 waiting for me in brandon
olympics are on says:
Where?
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
brandon
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
friends
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i'm a drug dealer
olympics are on says:
In the bank? Your Dad just sent you $200 earlier this week.
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i know
olympics are on says:
You spent $160 already?
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
nono
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i jhave 40 dollars coming in from my friends
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i. am. a. drug. dealer.
olympics are on says:
Why are they giving you money?
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i...
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
am...
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
a..
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
drug...
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
dealer!!
olympics are on says:
Don't be so stupid. Why do they have money for you?
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
well
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i could lie to you
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
or you could accept my new job
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
in narcotic
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
s
olympics are on says:
Okay, then this conversation is over. Bye.
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
nooo
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
accept meeeee
olympics are on says:
Well, then quit being so stupid.
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
fine
olympics are on says:
If you were a drug dealer you'd have lots more coming to you than $40.
olympics are on says:
So, why are they giving you money.
devon- in ottawa... take me to a medical professional! says:
i'm a bad drug dealer
olympics are on says:
Well, I have to go to the post office. When you get arrested, don't ask for money to bale you out.

shit. and i really need money, too.