george carlin style.
a.) i fucking hate it when someone goes off about how horrible humankind is and how dumb everybody in a certain area is and how they're shallow, annoying, and stupid. have you met everybody in that certain area? have you sat down with everyone and had a nice conversation with that person? fuck no. you can't judge a group of people like that. i hate it when they say that only themselves and their little group of nothing friends are the only 'good' people around. face it sweetums, if its the majority that is against you, chances are its YOU who needs to change.. (unless in your some freaky 'faculty' type situation) so stop fucking whining about everybody and just get the fuck over it. smile and nod. i used to be like this; i use to hate everybody in middle school. but i grew up, and i got over it. now i like the people who go to chantilly. ..yeah i like laughing at them. and i've accepted their stupidity, but in the long run i got over it. so can you, damnit. you aren't special.
b.) i fucking hate it when something big happens but i can't tell anyone. i'm about to burst but i can't tell anyone or else i'll fuck up everything.
c.) i fucking hate it when someone wants to cut themselves with a dull pair of skissors when their insignificant little crush doesn't look in their general direction one day. omigod he dydnt look @ meh i niid ayn outlit 4 mah payn!!!11 OH JEEZ, you've failed at life, your one crush out of 92834902834098 didn't acknowledge your existence on earth. yeup, it's definitely time to give up, because no one will EVER love you. EVER. never ever.
d.) i fucking hate people who think i'm another britney groupie just because i don't paint on the black eyeliner and pay ridiculous prices for cheap, tacky clothes from hot topic. i also hate people who think i'm totally NOT punk because i don't hang out with other punk kids. sorry. i apologize for wanting to have friends who listen to other music and have interest in other genres and stuff. i know you punk kids have problems accepting other types of music/attitudes towards life. i'd hate to screw up your little 'im so puuuuunk' mindsets. but i do like how they try so hard to be different, but all end up being the same. ..sorry but thats what happens when you buy your shit from the MALL. mmhmm in case you forgot, hot topic is in the MALL. even i try to avoid the mall. whats so punk/hardcore about shopping at the mall? jeez you rebels. try not to screw up the system TOO much.
holy fuck that felt good.
b.) i fucking hate it when something big happens but i can't tell anyone. i'm about to burst but i can't tell anyone or else i'll fuck up everything.
c.) i fucking hate it when someone wants to cut themselves with a dull pair of skissors when their insignificant little crush doesn't look in their general direction one day. omigod he dydnt look @ meh i niid ayn outlit 4 mah payn!!!11 OH JEEZ, you've failed at life, your one crush out of 92834902834098 didn't acknowledge your existence on earth. yeup, it's definitely time to give up, because no one will EVER love you. EVER. never ever.
d.) i fucking hate people who think i'm another britney groupie just because i don't paint on the black eyeliner and pay ridiculous prices for cheap, tacky clothes from hot topic. i also hate people who think i'm totally NOT punk because i don't hang out with other punk kids. sorry. i apologize for wanting to have friends who listen to other music and have interest in other genres and stuff. i know you punk kids have problems accepting other types of music/attitudes towards life. i'd hate to screw up your little 'im so puuuuunk' mindsets. but i do like how they try so hard to be different, but all end up being the same. ..sorry but thats what happens when you buy your shit from the MALL. mmhmm in case you forgot, hot topic is in the MALL. even i try to avoid the mall. whats so punk/hardcore about shopping at the mall? jeez you rebels. try not to screw up the system TOO much.
holy fuck that felt good.