Because I got a best friend and she's better than yours, better than yours, oh yeah.

Aug 22, 2007 22:48

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Date: Aug 22, 2007 10:08 PM

Subject: RE: It's just you, me, and all of the powers of hell.
Body: Crap looking fringe?
Look on the bright side: You could play Jas in the film.

No textbooks?
I have no brightside for this. You need to get those. STAT.

Second blenderized cupcake of the day?
Look on the brightside: At least you only had to drink it for this weird birthday video you're sending John, and not because you just have no drinks, which is what I first thought of when I read this.
(lolz. I'm really giggling over here. Why the fuck would you blenderize a cupcake if you were thirsty and had no drinks? Surely you would have at least had your sink? What was I thinking?)

Nervous about classes?
Don't be. You'll be great. It's how you do.

----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: !
Date: Aug 22, 2007 6:44 PM

I have to drink a blenderized cupcake for the second time today.

It sucks.

All because my webcam is being stupid and John's birthday is Friday and I need to send the video to Hank before uh, tonight.

I also have the first day of classes tomorrow.
And I cut my fringe today.
I now have a crap crooked fringe.

And no textbooks.

Frak frak frak.

read from bottom to top, why melissa is better than you&your fami, hank green, blenderized cupcakes, never let me cut my fringe again, john green, stupid webcam

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