[fic: "Better Than Ice Cream", rated R. Kowalski/Vecchio, due South. For snoopypez!]

Jun 03, 2009 16:44

Title: Better Than Ice Cream
Author Sionnain
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Kowalski/Vecchio
Rating: R
Word Count: 2600
Genre: Established relationship (Snark, sex and snuggling! Um.)
Summary: The power went out in their apartment at approximately 6:43 pm...

AN: For Snoopypez, who is feeling unwell and just traveled halfway across the country today, and who wanted ( Read more... )

fic, c6d, due south, fanfic, kowalski/vecchio, ray/ray, snoopypez

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THE ICE CREAM IS FORLORN!! <3 snoopypez June 4 2009, 03:00:24 UTC
OMG OMG OMG YOU HAVE NO IDEEEEEA HOW MUCH I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!!! EEEEEEEE SO CUTE AND HOT AND ADORABLE AND OMG OMG OMG OMG I SWEAR!!!

"Probably not. And I don't hate it, I just wasn't ever that into it. Never got the appeal, to be honest." Vecchio leaned back against the couch and put his hands behind his head, smirking. "Kinda like with you."

"Yeah?" Ray snorted. "And now you can't get enough of it?"

"No, I tolerate it and find it kind of entertaining if nothing else is on," Vecchio responded, barely keeping his laughter in check.

Ray pointed two fingers at him, eyes narrowing. "If you say also like you, I'm gonna--"

"You're gonna what, tough guy?" Vecchio interrupted, leaning closer, his voice pitched low. "Kick me in the head?"

EEEEEEE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH OMG!!!!

"Can you save it for after something else?" Vecchio asked, his voice nearing a whine, and Ray grinned and bit a little harder. Vecchio gave a choked groan and shifted beneath Ray.

"Dunno. You know what happens to the bunnies when they get all smushed--"

"Do you know what happens to me when you get on top of me and get me all worked up, and then decide to stop for ice cream?"

Delighted, Ray pulled back and grinned down at Vecchio. "Nope. Tell me. In detail."

Vecchio's hand slipped out from beneath Ray's shirt to the front, fisting in the fabric. "I could show you, if you'd just shut up."

Ray, who had been wriggling his way down Vecchio's body, stopped and looked up with his hand on Vecchio's fly. "You know, we could eat the ice cream first and then have sex."

Vecchio leaned up, staring down at him. He smacked Ray in the back of the head. "What? No. Who even suggests that? Should I be insulted?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SERIOUSLY OMG OMG I CLEARLY HAVE NO ACTUAL INSIGHT OR THOUGHTS ON THIS BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAH LOVE

That was going well, until Ray started snickering as he swiped his tongue around the head of Vecchio's cock.

"What?" Vecchio went up on his elbows. With the storm, the light in the apartment was too dim to see his face. But Ray had a pretty good idea of what turned-on-and-exasperated-Vecchio looked like. Ray could probably draw that on a canvas, he knew that look so well. Enough for it to be admissible in court, even.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"You're talking, not licking. Here, let me make this less funny for you." Vecchio's fingers went into Ray's hair, his other hand grasping the back of Ray's neck. Vecchio pulled Ray down, his hips pushing up at he same time.

!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS THAT SO AMAZINGLY HOT?!?!?!!?

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Re: THE ICE CREAM IS FORLORN!! <3 snoopypez June 4 2009, 03:00:39 UTC
"You know what I want, Kowalski?" Vecchio asked, right next to Ray's ear, and it was not fair, it was not, he was using his "good cop" voice, the one he used to talk bad guys into confessing and giving up names of even badder guys, the one that made the girl in evidence let them come in even when they were closed, and the guy at the sub shop put extra pepperocinis on his sandwich.

FIRST: LOVEEEEEE AND SECOND: EEEEE I LOVE PEPPEROCINIS SO HARD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

"Do I want to fuck you?" Vecchio repeated against his ear, and okay, that was--Ray might actually blow up from how hot that was--"Always, Kowalski. I want to fuck you at work, when you're in the shower, when you're driving the car, when you're wearing that suit I picked out for you--"

"Nrgh," Ray managed, shivering, his hips pushing forward as he thrust himself faster into the tight circle of Vecchio's fingers. It didn't even matter that Vecchio had just gotten off and couldn't bend him over the couch and fuck him senseless. The image was hot, all those images were hot, and Vecchio talking about it was even hotter, and this was probably going to be over, fast.

"Of course I want to fuck you." Vecchio's tongue traced the inner whirl of his ear as his thumb rubbed over the head of Ray's cock. "But right now, Stanley? Right now I think I want..." Vecchio nipped his ear. "I think I want some ice cream," he said, right as he gave a wicked, totally unfair twist of his hand.

"Hate you," Ray gasped out, body shuddering helplessly. The lightning flashed and Ray saw the unholy, amused grin on Vecchio's face as Ray came over Vecchio's fingers.

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA (THAT IS THE THEME OF THIS COMMENT) HOW INSANELY HOT AND HILARIOUS AND MANY TIMES OVER HOTTTTT THIS IS OMG OMG WITH THE LIGHTENING AND HIS GRIN AND THE FUCKING AND KFJEDLKHJSLFKJLGHLKSJFKSHFJK

Sure, it's more like the stuck-in-the-airport-security-line or other travel annoyances kind of adventure, but still."

::CRIES::

"Good thing you like to complain, then," Ray said with a wave of his hand. "You'll never run out of stuff to bitch about." He opened the box, examining it critically. "Hey, Vecchio, look. The ice cream's melted, but the little chocolate bunnies are okay!"

"Yeah?" Vecchio peered over Ray's shoulder into the ice-cream soup. "Huh. I'll get a couple of spoons. You get the coffee mugs."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I LOVE THAT THEY ARE BOTH DOING THAT IT IS SO CUTE I COULD DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE AND ALSO I INSIST THAT I GET TO TRY THIS ICE CREAM IF/WHEN I EVER VISIT

HI I LOVE IT/THIS/THEM/YOU

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Re: THE ICE CREAM IS FORLORN!! &lt;3 inathunderstorm June 4 2009, 03:06:57 UTC
JAMES YOUR COMMENT MADE ME GIGGLE. <3333

Haha, I had no idea you like pepperocinis! I am glad that you do and that I put that in there <3

They might make this ice cream where you live! But I will definitely provide it when you come visit me. WHICH YOU WILL. :D

Dude YOUR FIC MADE ME WRITE FLUFF, OKAY, LOOK HOW MUCH ILU THAT I WRITE ALL THIS FLUFF FOR YOU.

(This is so our Rays, y/y? I tried, anyway!)

<333 Am glad you like it! The terrible travel mentions were a homage. I was writing that bit when you texted me with the plane delays. ::smishes::

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Re: THE ICE CREAM IS FORLORN!! &lt;3 snoopypez June 4 2009, 03:55:41 UTC
Pepperociniiiiiii, nom nom! :D

And I have never seen such ice cream here! I bet it is a southerly thing. :P and EEEE, yay!! peanutbutter bunnies! <3

I LOVE SNARKY HOT FLUFF KTHX

(and yes, omg so much our Rays)

::giggles at travel-homage::

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Re: THE ICE CREAM IS FORLORN!! &lt;3 inathunderstorm June 4 2009, 03:02:34 UTC
IT'S HOT BECAUSE IT'S VECCHIO. HE IS HOT. IDEK HOW HE IS SO HOT BUT HE IS. :D?

You leave me the nicest comments. :DDDD

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